Would you rather... 12/15/08

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  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member
    umm... excuse me Gob'ner - how full is the commuter flight? Let's get a passenger count out there, and then we'll talk.

    thanks.

    Regional jets typically hold 50 folks, plus crew.

    great. and how many bullets do I get with the gun.

    I'm a details gal.
    Yes, and a dating rules gal too!! :wink:

    YES! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Rules:

    1. No Dichards or Richard Jrs.
    2. Cleavage
    3. Be as disturbing as possible

    I think it's a solid foundation for any relationship. We should write a dating book. We could even cover topics such as: what should you & your sweetheard do if you have to land a commuter plane or take out a man holding a hostage situation. Its modern romance, come to life. :heart:
    Oh absolutely!!!

    Don't forget your floaty head trick and the "No Head Rule"

    I think by the end of the day Friday we had excluded Richard Gere and Richard Pryor from our list of Dichards. Were there any others we should exclude?? :huh:

    hmmm.... well, I'd vote for Richard Branson with you...any takers?

    :bigsmile:
  • newcruelty
    newcruelty Posts: 44
    Do I have to kill the madman or just hurt/distract him to give everyone enough time to escape, police to get in, etc?

    at 75 ft, you'd probably just make him angry.

    That's why the shot has to be spot on.

    it's just crazy enough to work. okay kid, call in the shot. <img src="http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/8887/421pxernestborgninenavynb0.jpg"&gt;

    Ernest Borgnine reference?

    not really. just sounded like something he would say.
  • emibmas
    emibmas Posts: 1,058 Member
    :explode: :mad: :explode:


    Maximus!!!!


    Yes?

    Oh, you KNOW why I am mad Mr.!!!

    Because Christmas comes just once a year?

    you stood her up Luby's
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member
    umm... excuse me Gob'ner - how full is the commuter flight? Let's get a passenger count out there, and then we'll talk.

    thanks.

    Regional jets typically hold 50 folks, plus crew.

    great. and how many bullets do I get with the gun.

    I'm a details gal.

    One shot.

    You’re killin me.

    Okay, I choose plane. I'm feeling like a maverick today. :glasses:

    You sure about that? Look at the plane scenario again and do the math on how much time you would have to learn to fly and prepare to land.

    you do the math.

    I stand by my decision. :smokin:

    Oh, that's right. I forgot you don't have fingers or toes to count on.

    I can move the abacus with my nose and tongue. Give me some credit.
    Oh, let's add the abacus trick to our dating rules!!! :drinker:

    :laugh: :laugh: Definitely!!! But only for use in extreme situations - such as party tricks and when justifying why so much money was spent on shoes....
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  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    :explode: :mad: :explode:


    Maximus!!!!


    Yes?

    Oh, you KNOW why I am mad Mr.!!!

    Because Christmas comes just once a year?

    you stood her up Luby's

    Exactly! :angry:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    umm... excuse me Gob'ner - how full is the commuter flight? Let's get a passenger count out there, and then we'll talk.

    thanks.

    Regional jets typically hold 50 folks, plus crew.

    great. and how many bullets do I get with the gun.

    I'm a details gal.

    One shot.

    You’re killin me.

    Okay, I choose plane. I'm feeling like a maverick today. :glasses:

    You sure about that? Look at the plane scenario again and do the math on how much time you would have to learn to fly and prepare to land.

    you do the math.

    I stand by my decision. :smokin:

    Oh, that's right. I forgot you don't have fingers or toes to count on.

    I can move the abacus with my nose and tongue. Give me some credit.
    Oh, let's add the abacus trick to our dating rules!!! :drinker:

    :laugh: :laugh: Definitely!!! But only for use in extreme situations - such as party tricks and when justifying why so much money was spent on shoes....
    Yes, we can distract them with the many uses of our tongue while foot flirting with the shoes!! It's brilliant Poupon!
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  • newcruelty
    newcruelty Posts: 44
    Do I have to kill the madman or just hurt/distract him to give everyone enough time to escape, police to get in, etc?

    at 75 ft, you'd probably just make him angry.

    That's why the shot has to be spot on.

    it's just crazy enough to work. okay kid, call in the shot. 421pxernestborgninenavynb0.jpg

    Ernest Borgnine reference?

    not really. just sounded like something he would say.

    I guess it would have been funnier if his image actually had shown.


    not really. :grumble:
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member
    umm... excuse me Gob'ner - how full is the commuter flight? Let's get a passenger count out there, and then we'll talk.

    thanks.

    Regional jets typically hold 50 folks, plus crew.

    great. and how many bullets do I get with the gun.

    I'm a details gal.

    One shot.

    You’re killin me.

    Okay, I choose plane. I'm feeling like a maverick today. :glasses:

    You sure about that? Look at the plane scenario again and do the math on how much time you would have to learn to fly and prepare to land.

    you do the math.

    I stand by my decision. :smokin:

    Oh, that's right. I forgot you don't have fingers or toes to count on.

    I can move the abacus with my nose and tongue. Give me some credit.
    Oh, let's add the abacus trick to our dating rules!!! :drinker:

    :laugh: :laugh: Definitely!!! But only for use in extreme situations - such as party tricks and when justifying why so much money was spent on shoes....
    Yes, we can distract them with the many uses of our tongue while foot flirting with the shoes!! It's brilliant Poupon!

    And just imagine how much better that whole scenario would be after a bottle of wine. :drinker: They just won't know what to do with themselves!
  • looovely_x3
    looovely_x3 Posts: 37
    On a 30 minute commuter flight on a regional jet, the pilot and crew become ill upon reaching 20,000 feet. You must fly and land the plane. There is not enough fuel to circle.

    Or

    A mad man is holding 50 people hostage and will kill them all if an attempt on his life is made. You are given a .22 rifle (no scope) and are instructed to take him out from 75 yards (clear shot)

    I'd take the shot, because if I miss I would still be alive considering I wasnt a hostage, then I would run off. Unless he had a gun also and an impeccable shot then I would die too. Landing a plane isn't dramatic enough so I would just opt out of that one.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    umm... excuse me Gob'ner - how full is the commuter flight? Let's get a passenger count out there, and then we'll talk.

    thanks.

    Regional jets typically hold 50 folks, plus crew.

    great. and how many bullets do I get with the gun.

    I'm a details gal.

    One shot.

    You’re killin me.

    Okay, I choose plane. I'm feeling like a maverick today. :glasses:

    You sure about that? Look at the plane scenario again and do the math on how much time you would have to learn to fly and prepare to land.

    you do the math.

    I stand by my decision. :smokin:

    Oh, that's right. I forgot you don't have fingers or toes to count on.

    I can move the abacus with my nose and tongue. Give me some credit.
    Oh, let's add the abacus trick to our dating rules!!! :drinker:

    :laugh: :laugh: Definitely!!! But only for use in extreme situations - such as party tricks and when justifying why so much money was spent on shoes....
    Yes, we can distract them with the many uses of our tongue while foot flirting with the shoes!! It's brilliant Poupon!

    And just imagine how much better that whole scenario would be after a bottle of wine. :drinker: They just won't know what to do with themselves!
    You know, we only live a state away from each other. We just might have to meet up and go test out these theories! You know........for scientific data of course!!! :wink: :laugh:
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member
    umm... excuse me Gob'ner - how full is the commuter flight? Let's get a passenger count out there, and then we'll talk.

    thanks.

    Regional jets typically hold 50 folks, plus crew.

    great. and how many bullets do I get with the gun.

    I'm a details gal.

    One shot.

    You’re killin me.

    Okay, I choose plane. I'm feeling like a maverick today. :glasses:

    You sure about that? Look at the plane scenario again and do the math on how much time you would have to learn to fly and prepare to land.

    you do the math.

    I stand by my decision. :smokin:

    Oh, that's right. I forgot you don't have fingers or toes to count on.

    I can move the abacus with my nose and tongue. Give me some credit.
    Oh, let's add the abacus trick to our dating rules!!! :drinker:

    :laugh: :laugh: Definitely!!! But only for use in extreme situations - such as party tricks and when justifying why so much money was spent on shoes....

    Why does this image come to mind?

    pTRUCA1-3671455reg.jpg

    hmm, I don't know. That's odd. Maybe you want a potato?

    But help me out with something...why does this image come to mind whenever you post:

    1-21.jpg
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member
    umm... excuse me Gob'ner - how full is the commuter flight? Let's get a passenger count out there, and then we'll talk.

    thanks.

    Regional jets typically hold 50 folks, plus crew.

    great. and how many bullets do I get with the gun.

    I'm a details gal.

    One shot.

    You’re killin me.

    Okay, I choose plane. I'm feeling like a maverick today. :glasses:

    You sure about that? Look at the plane scenario again and do the math on how much time you would have to learn to fly and prepare to land.

    you do the math.

    I stand by my decision. :smokin:

    Oh, that's right. I forgot you don't have fingers or toes to count on.

    I can move the abacus with my nose and tongue. Give me some credit.
    Oh, let's add the abacus trick to our dating rules!!! :drinker:

    :laugh: :laugh: Definitely!!! But only for use in extreme situations - such as party tricks and when justifying why so much money was spent on shoes....
    Yes, we can distract them with the many uses of our tongue while foot flirting with the shoes!! It's brilliant Poupon!

    And just imagine how much better that whole scenario would be after a bottle of wine. :drinker: They just won't know what to do with themselves!
    You know, we only live a state away from each other. We just might have to meet up and go test out these theories! You know........for scientific data of course!!! :wink: :laugh:

    oh absolutely! I'll bring the wine....you bring the abacus! :laugh: :drinker:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    oh absolutely! I'll bring the wine....you bring the abacus! :laugh: :drinker:
    [/quote]

    A lady never goes anywhere without her abacus!! First dating rule!!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    And I ruined the quotes.............AGAIN!

    Sorry bout that! :blushing:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    The clear shot.
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member

    oh absolutely! I'll bring the wine....you bring the abacus! :laugh: :drinker:
    [/quote]

    A lady never goes anywhere without her abacus!! First dating rule!!
    [/quote]

    Ha. We are classy ladies...we have a abacus. Nice. Maybe we can be-dazzle it to make it more 'sexy'? :laugh:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member

    oh absolutely! I'll bring the wine....you bring the abacus! :laugh: :drinker:

    A lady never goes anywhere without her abacus!! First dating rule!!
    [/quote]

    Ha. We are classy ladies...we have a abacus. Nice. Maybe we can be-dazzle it to make it more 'sexy'? :laugh:
    [/quote]
    With the skills we have?? That's cake!! lol!

    We COULD use it to keep track of how many men each of us score with our abilities of attracting them like flies.....yanno with floaty heads and sitting on the couch without makeup, etc.
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    :noway: You ladies are whacko.
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member
    :noway: You ladies are whacko.

    how do you feel about an abacus? :wink:
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member

    oh absolutely! I'll bring the wine....you bring the abacus! :laugh: :drinker:

    A lady never goes anywhere without her abacus!! First dating rule!!

    Ha. We are classy ladies...we have a abacus. Nice. Maybe we can be-dazzle it to make it more 'sexy'? :laugh:
    With the skills we have?? That's cake!! lol!

    We COULD use it to keep track of how many men each of us score with our abilities of attracting them like flies.....yanno with floaty heads and sitting on the couch without makeup, etc.

    Oh yeah... we've got all the appeal... :laugh: and we'll definitely use that abacus to keep score. Winner buys the drinks! :drinker:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member

    oh absolutely! I'll bring the wine....you bring the abacus! :laugh: :drinker:

    A lady never goes anywhere without her abacus!! First dating rule!!

    Ha. We are classy ladies...we have a abacus. Nice. Maybe we can be-dazzle it to make it more 'sexy'? :laugh:
    With the skills we have?? That's cake!! lol!

    We COULD use it to keep track of how many men each of us score with our abilities of attracting them like flies.....yanno with floaty heads and sitting on the couch without makeup, etc.

    Oh yeah... we've got all the appeal... :laugh: and we'll definitely use that abacus to keep score. Winner buys the drinks! :drinker:
    Okie dokie!

    *gets cleavage ready*

    whistling.gif
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    :noway: You ladies are whacko.
    Takes one to know one Nat!! :laugh:
  • Tiddle
    Tiddle Posts: 762 Member
    2nd one, I'm pretty good with a rifle!
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member

    oh absolutely! I'll bring the wine....you bring the abacus! :laugh: :drinker:

    A lady never goes anywhere without her abacus!! First dating rule!!

    Ha. We are classy ladies...we have a abacus. Nice. Maybe we can be-dazzle it to make it more 'sexy'? :laugh:
    With the skills we have?? That's cake!! lol!

    We COULD use it to keep track of how many men each of us score with our abilities of attracting them like flies.....yanno with floaty heads and sitting on the couch without makeup, etc.

    Oh yeah... we've got all the appeal... :laugh: and we'll definitely use that abacus to keep score. Winner buys the drinks! :drinker:
    Okie dokie!

    *gets cleavage ready*

    whistling.gif

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'll start working on that floating no head thing since cleavage isn't going to win it for me! :sad: :wink:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member

    oh absolutely! I'll bring the wine....you bring the abacus! :laugh: :drinker:

    A lady never goes anywhere without her abacus!! First dating rule!!

    Ha. We are classy ladies...we have a abacus. Nice. Maybe we can be-dazzle it to make it more 'sexy'? :laugh:
    With the skills we have?? That's cake!! lol!

    We COULD use it to keep track of how many men each of us score with our abilities of attracting them like flies.....yanno with floaty heads and sitting on the couch without makeup, etc.

    Oh yeah... we've got all the appeal... :laugh: and we'll definitely use that abacus to keep score. Winner buys the drinks! :drinker:
    Okie dokie!

    *gets cleavage ready*

    whistling.gif

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'll start working on that floating no head thing since cleavage isn't going to win it for me! :sad: :wink:
    Mine isn't so great anymore either! Why does losing weight = less boobs?? WHY WHY WHY?? :sad:
  • mizzymiz
    mizzymiz Posts: 417 Member

    Mine isn't so great anymore either! Why does losing weight = less boobs?? WHY WHY WHY?? :sad:

    it's just another cruel trick played on us women. I remember I dated this one guy for awhile and every time I'd complain that I'd gain a pound he'd get really excited since 'it would just go to my T&A'...um, thanks? He'd always order dessert and pushed food on me... dating him may not have been one of my best ideas....maybe his name was really Dichard...:smokin:
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member

    Mine isn't so great anymore either! Why does losing weight = less boobs?? WHY WHY WHY?? :sad:

    it's just another cruel trick played on us women. I remember I dated this one guy for awhile and every time I'd complain that I'd gain a pound he'd get really excited since 'it would just go to my T&A'...um, thanks? He'd always order dessert and pushed food on me... dating him may not have been one of my best ideas....maybe his name was really Dichard...:smokin:
    Yeah, maybe he went by Rick or something!

    What a dichard!!
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
    Dichard?? Did I miss something?:laugh:
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