Rodeo Clown

SoldierDad
SoldierDad Posts: 1,602
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
So I was thinking of giving up my job and joining the rodeo. I figured I could be a rodeo clown. But a special type of rodeo clown. A stripping rodeo clown! I have some dance moves! Of course the bulls horns and me being naked may not go together very well... OUCH! Any thoughts on my idea?
Blessings,
Ed

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  • froglegjack
    froglegjack Posts: 388 Member
    Nah nah nah nah can't touch this!:laugh: :wink: :noway:
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Make sure you have a good proctologist.
  • knantz
    knantz Posts: 68
    I kid you not, my father is a Rodeo Clown. He wears purple tights and baggy pants with red suspenders. One of his bits involves the dropping of said baggy pants revealing the purple tights. The crowd loves it everytime even though the majority of them have seen it numerous times I am sure. Being the Rodeo Clown aka funny man does not have to be dangerous. Get yourself a nice padded barrel and stay close to it. Allow the other guys aka bull fighters to take care of the risky business. However, rodeo concession stand food is not going to benefit your goals here, so make sure you pack a cooler.
  • knantz
    knantz Posts: 68
    To add to my already established redneckness, my mother is a truck driver and my brother is retired Marine Corps working on the railroad. Yes, I am from the backwoods. Thank you very much.
  • UpToAnyCool
    UpToAnyCool Posts: 1,673
    Get yourself a nice padded barrel and stay close to it.

    ^ I was going to say to get a codpiece, but words of wisdom right there - very cool! :flowerforyou: to knantz.
  • SoldierDad
    SoldierDad Posts: 1,602
    I kid you not, my father is a Rodeo Clown. He wears purple tights and baggy pants with red suspenders. One of his bits involves the dropping of said baggy pants revealing the purple tights. The crowd loves it everytime even though the majority of them have seen it numerous times I am sure. Being the Rodeo Clown aka funny man does not have to be dangerous. Get yourself a nice padded barrel and stay close to it. Allow the other guys aka bull fighters to take care of the risky business. However, rodeo concession stand food is not going to benefit your goals here, so make sure you pack a cooler.

    Proctologist on speed dial & pack a cooler! Check! hehehehehhe :wink:
  • My3Rayz
    My3Rayz Posts: 373
    I love your posts :bigsmile:
  • Annr
    Annr Posts: 2,765 Member
    being a nudist, I have to admit anything having to do without clothes is fine with me...
  • littttlelaurra
    littttlelaurra Posts: 229 Member
    omg laughing so hard almost had coffee shoot out my nose, god would just love to see you doing that, try a mechanical bull ride nakey first though least if your bruised you keep all original parts intact lol.
  • missbp
    missbp Posts: 601 Member
    Hmmm. Not sure if this is your calling. You are meant to be around kids and since rodeo is very much a family event, I am not sure a naked rodeo clown is a winning combination.

    With that being said, I do have a connection at Chippendales. So, if you truly have your heart set on the stripping thing, holler at me.

    M
  • pandaeye
    pandaeye Posts: 126
    Haha thats funny would soooooo love to see that! You have such a great sense of humour cowboy xx
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