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MFP Spa - Massage, Hot Tub, or Mud Bath?

BigEdge
BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
your choice!! relaxation is our goal, happiness is our result - in your busy life, take a minute for yourself, and rest up - yes, there is a sports bar for the hard core -
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  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    Massage with happy ending only.
  • Belle8312
    Belle8312 Posts: 2,151 Member
    kinkyslinky16 wrote: »
    Massage with happy ending only.

    This! :smiley:
  • katnroyal87
    katnroyal87 Posts: 8,789 Member
    Agreed!
  • donnysoule
    donnysoule Posts: 1,185 Member
    I like the way you girls think... I'm on board
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    you ladies are making me blush.... while the oils are warming up, would you like a nice warm tea, and a seat in the hot tub? it's right at 103degrees, perfect to get your muscles nice and relaxed....
  • Dared2Evolve
    Dared2Evolve Posts: 2,803 Member
    Can I choose them all? I need a long stay in a stasis bed too.
  • katnroyal87
    katnroyal87 Posts: 8,789 Member
    Sure
  • katnroyal87
    katnroyal87 Posts: 8,789 Member
    But make it a glass of moscato
  • AkCyclist
    AkCyclist Posts: 1,200 Member
    I'll have all of the above and a martini please :)
  • ElizabethKalmbach
    ElizabethKalmbach Posts: 1,415 Member
    I need a massage of the "hurts so good" variety. Ow.
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    I might throw a couple of the females in the mud bath and let them wrestle it out.
  • Bugdude54
    Bugdude54 Posts: 137 Member
    Can I just skip the massage and go right to the happy ending?
  • katnroyal87
    katnroyal87 Posts: 8,789 Member
    musclegood_fatbad wrote: »
    I might throw a couple of the females in the mud bath and let them wrestle it out.

    Lmao I'll take you on. How about that?
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I have my Massage License and just bought a new table. Always looking to trade massage.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I could use a Massage and a glass of Moscato please!
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    edited April 2015
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    noone for a nice mud bath? lay in some warm wet earth, have one of our attendants slathter you with the blend, lay in there for 22 minutes, no less, then a nice cold shower to get you all tingly?
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    edited April 2015
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    ElizabethKalmbach wrote: »
    I need a massage of the "hurts so good" variety. Ow.


    'heavy handzs' massage coming up, I will have Boris set up for you in room 202 - please walk this way....
  • kinkyslinky16
    kinkyslinky16 Posts: 1,469 Member
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    I have my Massage License and just bought a new table. Always looking to trade massage.
    My mom is a massage therapist. It's pretty kick *kitten*. I get free massages whenever I want! :)
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    edited April 2015
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    Dared2Evolve wrote: »
    Can I choose them all? I need a long stay in a stasis bed too.

    lets start with the hot tub for you while a table opens up in the mud room - we'll have a light massage for you once we are done there - would you like a glass of sangria while you are in the jacuuz?
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  • davesgalforever
    davesgalforever Posts: 220 Member
    I'll take my drink @ the sports bar please :)
  • katnroyal87
    katnroyal87 Posts: 8,789 Member
    davesgalforever wrote: »
    I'll take my drink @ the sports bar please :)

    Baseball season is here. Let's go!
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    davesgalforever wrote: »
    I'll take my drink @ the sports bar please :)

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    will do, should we put a beer on ice for Dave also?
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    kinkyslinky16 wrote: »
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    I have my Massage License and just bought a new table. Always looking to trade massage.
    My mom is a massage therapist. It's pretty kick *kitten*. I get free massages whenever I want! :)

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    I think you would like our therapists better, just saying....
  • ElizabethKalmbach
    ElizabethKalmbach Posts: 1,415 Member
    The puddle in 202 would like a large bottle of water and a porter to carry her to the nearest sunbeam for a nap.
  • davesgalforever
    davesgalforever Posts: 220 Member
    BigEdge wrote: »
    davesgalforever wrote: »
    I'll take my drink @ the sports bar please :)

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    will do, should we put a beer on ice for Dave also?

    Sure that would be awesome!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    We have some places here in Philly that start with a nice massage, then move on to a table shower, and then comes the happy ending -- that would be a nice end to the work day......
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
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    aw-RIGHT!! ya'all're getting a little crazy in this here hot tub - dont make me come in here again, I'll have to disperse ya!

    I knew better than to keep the bar open for this crowd!
  • bggghmnr
    bggghmnr Posts: 284 Member
    Massage. Would always pick a massage.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I'll take that mud bath! :tongue:
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  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    Ooo I'll give you a massage in return for your company in the hot tub? :wink:
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