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  • jadezia
    jadezia Posts: 45 Member
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    Well, now I have Rebecca Black stuck in my head.
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
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    I heard somewhere that Herbalife is awesome. Thoughts anyone? Keep them positive please
  • PeachyPlum
    PeachyPlum Posts: 1,243 Member
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    ElizabethKalmbach wrote: »
    PeachyPlum wrote: »
    Oh wait...

    "How do I lose weight when I'm not motivated to lose weight?"

    Become fatally ill. That usually takes care of it.

    I can achieve this by sticking to a 600 calorie per day diet, correct?
  • Laurend224
    Laurend224 Posts: 1,748 Member
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    PeachyPlum wrote: »
    Oh wait...

    "How do I lose weight when I'm not motivated to lose weight?"

    The cancer should help that. Chemo is a b*tch.
  • DaneanP
    DaneanP Posts: 433 Member
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    Anyone else notice how most of the alcohol-related threads pop up on Friday? :p
  • ElizabethKalmbach
    ElizabethKalmbach Posts: 1,416 Member
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    PeachyPlum wrote: »
    ElizabethKalmbach wrote: »
    PeachyPlum wrote: »
    Oh wait...

    "How do I lose weight when I'm not motivated to lose weight?"

    Become fatally ill. That usually takes care of it.

    I can achieve this by sticking to a 600 calorie per day diet, correct?

    You could, but that sounds like work. Instead, eat all you want as a vegan and don't take any supplements. In about 3 years, you'll become anemic from lack of B12, and you'll lose all kinds of weight. Unlike the "cancer" diet, this process is completely reversible.
  • tulips_and_tea
    tulips_and_tea Posts: 5,714 Member
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    PeachyPlum wrote: »
    BZAH10 wrote: »
    How about iron deficiencies? Aren't we missing at least one of those today?

    BUT HOW DO I MAKE CHEX CEREAL TASTE LIKE CHEX MIX?

    LOL! The yelling. Yes, the yelling always enhances those threads.
  • tulips_and_tea
    tulips_and_tea Posts: 5,714 Member
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    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    Not losing weight. What am I doing wrong?

    Correction: those are usually "Not loosing wait. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?????"
  • DaneanP
    DaneanP Posts: 433 Member
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    Why are you guys so mean??????
  • PeachyPlum
    PeachyPlum Posts: 1,243 Member
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    I am addicted to sugar!
  • DaneanP
    DaneanP Posts: 433 Member
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    Will gluten free help my Hashimotos, IBS, gut flora, and hemorrhoids?
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
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    What is wrong with all of you? Today is Friday. Everyone knows that Friday is for Mean People threads.
  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
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    Now now folks, let's be nice. We all started somewhere (and some if us still are!)

    Of course if a thread about the evils of "Big Somethingortheother" pops up I'd be happy to oblige ;)
  • SconnieCat
    SconnieCat Posts: 770 Member
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    I ate birthday cake yesterday and gained 6 pounds. What am I doing wrong?
  • SconnieCat
    SconnieCat Posts: 770 Member
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    Does anyone have any good recipes for 1200 calorie diets?
  • Laurend224
    Laurend224 Posts: 1,748 Member
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    ConAgra and the government are conspiring to use us like guinnea pigs and poisioning our food supply, and there are chemtrails over my house. CHEMTRAILS!!!!
  • SconnieCat
    SconnieCat Posts: 770 Member
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    Laurend224 wrote: »
    ConAgra and the government are conspiring to use us like guinnea pigs and poisioning our food supply, and there are chemtrails over my house. CHEMTRAILS!!!!

    I can recommend a cleanse for that....
  • crazyjerseygirl
    crazyjerseygirl Posts: 1,252 Member
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    Laurend224 wrote: »
    ConAgra and the government are conspiring to use us like guinnea pigs and poisioning our food supply, and there are chemtrails over my house. CHEMTRAILS!!!!

    RAINBOWS COME OUT OF MY WATER!!!!!!!
  • DaneanP
    DaneanP Posts: 433 Member
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    crazyjerseygirl wrote: »
    Laurend224 wrote: »
    ConAgra and the government are conspiring to use us like guinnea pigs and poisioning our food supply, and there are chemtrails over my house. CHEMTRAILS!!!!

    RAINBOWS COME OUT OF MY WATER!!!!!!!

    Ok now that youtube video literally made me laugh until I peed. I dare not watch it again but now I really want to. Where are Depends when you need them?? :D

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