It's Friday...

PeachyPlum
PeachyPlum Posts: 1,243 Member
edited November 16 in Health and Weight Loss
Is a Belligerent Teatoxer/Adamant Anti-Toxiner/Know-It-All Supplementer thread really too much to ask for?

I have work I'm trying to procrastinate from!
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  • PAV8888
    PAV8888 Posts: 14,311 Member
    Check out "Hikes, Deficits, and Muscles!" (naked desperate thread hijack bump attempt!)
  • jkwolly
    jkwolly Posts: 3,049 Member
    UGH I am feeling the same way

    1 hour and 20 minutes to go....
    :|
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    I am going to do a beertox tonight.
  • tulips_and_tea
    tulips_and_tea Posts: 5,744 Member
    How about iron deficiencies? Aren't we missing at least one of those today?
  • PeachyPlum
    PeachyPlum Posts: 1,243 Member
    BZAH10 wrote: »
    How about iron deficiencies? Aren't we missing at least one of those today?

    BUT HOW DO I MAKE CHEX CEREAL TASTE LIKE CHEX MIX?
  • sofaking6
    sofaking6 Posts: 4,589 Member
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZjDPAzx_I8&list=RDyZjDPAzx_I8

    I'm doing a winetox after work.
  • Laurend224
    Laurend224 Posts: 1,748 Member
    Im making vegan white russians tonight. 'The Dude Abides' ;:)
  • jkwolly
    jkwolly Posts: 3,049 Member
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    I am going to do a beertox tonight.
    Winetox on a patio sounds better to me right meow
  • Tubbs216
    Tubbs216 Posts: 6,597 Member
    Laurend224 wrote: »
    Im making vegan white russians tonight. 'The Dude Abides' ;:)
    Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,668 Member
    PeachyPlum wrote: »
    BZAH10 wrote: »
    How about iron deficiencies? Aren't we missing at least one of those today?

    BUT HOW DO I MAKE CHEX CEREAL TASTE LIKE CHEX MIX?
    And it's sister thread "how do I make regular Cheerios taste good"
    Damn OP posting a great thread on the wrong day.

  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    How often do you weigh?
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    Not losing weight. What am I doing wrong?
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    edited April 2015
    I think I have cancer. How do I fix it?
  • PeachyPlum
    PeachyPlum Posts: 1,243 Member
    How much should I be eating? I'm about normal height and I get a normal amount of exercise. Now tell me how many calories!?!?!?
  • jemhh
    jemhh Posts: 14,261 Member
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    I think I have cancer. How do I fix it?

    Stronglifts.

    The answer is always Stronglifts.
  • PeachyPlum
    PeachyPlum Posts: 1,243 Member
    jemhh wrote: »
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    I think I have cancer. How do I fix it?

    Stronglifts.

    The answer is always Stronglifts.

    This made me choke on my water.
  • DaneanP
    DaneanP Posts: 433 Member
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    I think I have cancer. How do I fix it?

    Stop eating aspartame and eating yoga mats. Duh.

  • PeachyPlum
    PeachyPlum Posts: 1,243 Member
    Oh wait...

    "How do I lose weight when I'm not motivated to lose weight?"
  • DaneanP
    DaneanP Posts: 433 Member
    Which one of you has my magic wand? I need to lose 150 pounds by May 1st.
  • ElizabethKalmbach
    ElizabethKalmbach Posts: 1,415 Member
    PeachyPlum wrote: »
    Oh wait...

    "How do I lose weight when I'm not motivated to lose weight?"

    Become fatally ill. That usually takes care of it.
  • jadezia
    jadezia Posts: 45 Member
    Well, now I have Rebecca Black stuck in my head.
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    I heard somewhere that Herbalife is awesome. Thoughts anyone? Keep them positive please
  • PeachyPlum
    PeachyPlum Posts: 1,243 Member
    ElizabethKalmbach wrote: »
    PeachyPlum wrote: »
    Oh wait...

    "How do I lose weight when I'm not motivated to lose weight?"

    Become fatally ill. That usually takes care of it.

    I can achieve this by sticking to a 600 calorie per day diet, correct?
  • Laurend224
    Laurend224 Posts: 1,748 Member
    PeachyPlum wrote: »
    Oh wait...

    "How do I lose weight when I'm not motivated to lose weight?"

    The cancer should help that. Chemo is a b*tch.
  • DaneanP
    DaneanP Posts: 433 Member
    Anyone else notice how most of the alcohol-related threads pop up on Friday? :p
  • ElizabethKalmbach
    ElizabethKalmbach Posts: 1,415 Member
    PeachyPlum wrote: »
    ElizabethKalmbach wrote: »
    PeachyPlum wrote: »
    Oh wait...

    "How do I lose weight when I'm not motivated to lose weight?"

    Become fatally ill. That usually takes care of it.

    I can achieve this by sticking to a 600 calorie per day diet, correct?

    You could, but that sounds like work. Instead, eat all you want as a vegan and don't take any supplements. In about 3 years, you'll become anemic from lack of B12, and you'll lose all kinds of weight. Unlike the "cancer" diet, this process is completely reversible.
  • tulips_and_tea
    tulips_and_tea Posts: 5,744 Member
    PeachyPlum wrote: »
    BZAH10 wrote: »
    How about iron deficiencies? Aren't we missing at least one of those today?

    BUT HOW DO I MAKE CHEX CEREAL TASTE LIKE CHEX MIX?

    LOL! The yelling. Yes, the yelling always enhances those threads.
  • tulips_and_tea
    tulips_and_tea Posts: 5,744 Member
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    Not losing weight. What am I doing wrong?

    Correction: those are usually "Not loosing wait. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?????"
  • DaneanP
    DaneanP Posts: 433 Member
    Why are you guys so mean??????
  • PeachyPlum
    PeachyPlum Posts: 1,243 Member
    I am addicted to sugar!
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