Corrupt-a-Wish

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  • stephaniejsharp
    stephaniejsharp Posts: 1,568 Member
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    Granted but you can only
    Make it rain. I wish I had wavy hair.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    Granted but you set it on rain, fell asleep, and flooded the entire Eastern Seaboard.

    I wish I was at my goal weight.
  • unforgetablle
    unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
    edited April 2015
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    Granted, But your now anorexic

    I wish a could take a good selfie :P
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
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    granted, but now the paparazzi hounds you.

    I wish I could have all the money I could ever need
  • unforgetablle
    unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
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    Granted, Money is no longer valid currency

    I wish I was amazingly talented
  • stephaniejsharp
    stephaniejsharp Posts: 1,568 Member
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    Granted you are extremely gifted at eating hot dogs quickly. I wish healthy foods tasted like pizza!
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
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    stephaniejsharp wrote: »
    Granted you are extremely gifted at eating hot dogs quickly. I wish healthy foods tasted like pizza!

    Granted. You slowly start to hate pizza.

    I wish I could grant wishes
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
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    You can, but only wishes for misfortune on the wisher. For instance, if the wisher gets depressed and wishes for death, bring it on!
    I wish I could fall asleep under any circumstances, not limited to dark and silent environments.
  • akiba254
    akiba254 Posts: 209 Member
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    Granted but no you can be awake for more than 5 minutes.

    I wish I could be Batman
  • unforgetablle
    unforgetablle Posts: 178 Member
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    Granted, both your parents have now been murdered

    I wish I could freeze time
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Granted, but you don't freeze with time and therefore age while everyone remains the same

    I wish I could breath underwater.
  • KaryLoaiza88
    KaryLoaiza88 Posts: 106 Member
    edited April 2015
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    Granted, but you can't breath outside of water.

    I wish I could be invisible.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
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    Granted.
    Your body not absorbs light waves, converting and reflect it as Sound and smell ,
    Though we can't see you, we hear and smell you something fierce


    I wish my body were elastic
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Granted, your body is elastic but it also has no rigidity and so your are flexing and flopping all day long.

    I wish I was born wealthy.
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
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    Granted now you are spoiled, bored and uncreative.

    I wish I lived at the beach.
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
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    Granted. You cant UNfreeze time.
    I wish armadillos didnt exist!
  • Michelle4588
    Michelle4588 Posts: 271 Member
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    Granted, time frozen in the worst moment of your life

    I wish I wasn't so dependable
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
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    Granted you are now an aimless vagrent

    I wish I had another child
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Granted, but your child hates listening and decides to run away

    I wish I could sleep longer at nights
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
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    Granted but its perpetually night time and you never see the sun again.

    I wish I could retire.

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