Corrupt-a-Wish

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  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Granted, but you don't freeze with time and therefore age while everyone remains the same

    I wish I could breath underwater.
  • KaryLoaiza88
    KaryLoaiza88 Posts: 106 Member
    edited April 2015
    Granted, but you can't breath outside of water.

    I wish I could be invisible.
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    Granted.
    Your body not absorbs light waves, converting and reflect it as Sound and smell ,
    Though we can't see you, we hear and smell you something fierce


    I wish my body were elastic
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Granted, your body is elastic but it also has no rigidity and so your are flexing and flopping all day long.

    I wish I was born wealthy.
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    Granted now you are spoiled, bored and uncreative.

    I wish I lived at the beach.
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    Granted. You cant UNfreeze time.
    I wish armadillos didnt exist!
  • Michelle4588
    Michelle4588 Posts: 271 Member
    Granted, time frozen in the worst moment of your life

    I wish I wasn't so dependable
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    Granted you are now an aimless vagrent

    I wish I had another child
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Granted, but your child hates listening and decides to run away

    I wish I could sleep longer at nights
  • urloved33
    urloved33 Posts: 3,323 Member
    Granted but its perpetually night time and you never see the sun again.

    I wish I could retire.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    Granted, you get to re-tire your car as often as you need to....
    Oh, wrong type of retirement.
    I wish it were time to go home, out of this nasty hospital
  • KrysKiss87
    KrysKiss87 Posts: 124 Member
    Granted, but now you are trapped in your house and can't leave.
    I wish I was able to speak to and understand animals.
  • Carpedieznutz
    Carpedieznutz Posts: 1,166 Member
    Granted, but all the animals ever thought or talked about was food

    I wish I could move objects with my mind
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