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If I ........ Would You......

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  • Jrodasff
    Jrodasff Posts: 334 Member
    Being that I am a fireman I would have to say yes!

    If my zipper was down in public would you tell me
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    No, because I've always wanted a reason to sing this:
    girl-on-fire.jpg


    Would you sing it with me?
  • Rochelle951
    Rochelle951 Posts: 1,389 Member
    Sure, just not the Alicia keys version
    If I wore polka dots and stripes together would you tease me?
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Never, you can rock polka dots and stripes together!

    If there is a spider in my room, would you 'take care' of it for me?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    No, look how cute they go together! :smiley:
    Prints.jpg

    If I was a hussy and flirted with everyone at a bar would you still hang out with me?
  • Rochelle951
    Rochelle951 Posts: 1,389 Member
    We would be two hussys flirting lol
    If a stranger smacked your butt, would you smack him?
  • Jrodasff
    Jrodasff Posts: 334 Member
    If it was a woman, I would forgive her. If it was a guy, Id punch him in the face.

    If I had a piece of toilet paper stuck to my shoe, would you tell me?
  • Rochelle951
    Rochelle951 Posts: 1,389 Member
    Yes I would
    If my skirt was stucked in my panties would you tell me?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    probably unless it was him!
    sam-worthington.jpg
    Then I'd take him home and spank back! :tongue: :naughty:

    Would you be my alibi if I did that?
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Yes. Absolutely

    If my lipstick was stuck on my teeth, would you let me know?
  • Jrodasff
    Jrodasff Posts: 334 Member
    Probably not.

    If my zipper was down in public would you let me know?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I would!

    Would you tell me if I had something hanging from my nose? :grimace:
  • Rochelle951
    Rochelle951 Posts: 1,389 Member
    That's girl code, absolutely
    If I go skydiving would you be my partner?
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    ffjrodas wrote: »
    Probably not.

    If my zipper was down in public would you let me know?

    But why not? :anguished:

    And yes, I will tell you about your zipper.

    If I cooked something horrible tasting, would you tell me the truth?

  • Jrodasff
    Jrodasff Posts: 334 Member
    PewterSky wrote: »
    ffjrodas wrote: »
    Probably not.

    If my zipper was down in public would you let me know?

    But why not? :anguished:

    And yes, I will tell you about your zipper.

    If I cooked something horrible tasting, would you tell me the truth?

    Let's say I just randomly saw you at Starbucks. That would be hard for me to go up to a random girl and say " hey just to let you know you have lipstick on your teeth." I sound like a weirdo.

    If I was a personal trainer would you pick me as your coach?
  • Rochelle951
    Rochelle951 Posts: 1,389 Member
    I would have to see your credentials lol
    If I was drowning would you save me?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I would think you were a weirdo! :tongue:
    and sure!

    If I always talked you out of training to go to lunch instead would you?
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Only once a week.

    If I asked you to help me pick out the perfect date dress, would you?
  • elephant2mouse
    elephant2mouse Posts: 906 Member
    Of course.

    If I offended you unknowingly would you let me know?
  • margraatch
    margraatch Posts: 48 Member
    Yes.

    Would you give up your bus seat for me?
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Only if you were obviously pregnant.

    If I asked you to spot me, what would you say?
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    I would say what do you mean to spot you? :joy:

    If I won $1M would you spend it with me, doing completely reckless things?
  • MattBeFit
    MattBeFit Posts: 297 Member
    Of course, can't think of a better way to blow a mil!

    If I keeled over, would you call an ambulance?
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    Imediately... of course I would have to give you the kiss of life until they got there :)

    if I was stranded in the middle of nowhere.... would you come pick me up?
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    Probably not.
    If I bungee jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?
  • McKittyJane
    McKittyJane Posts: 143 Member
    Yes as long as theres water in the river!
    If i messed up a piano piece horribly in church would you be honest, consoling, or solemn?
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Consoling.

    If I had no money, would you lend me some?
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