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ninerbuff
ninerbuff Posts: 49,083 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Ought to be interesting.

When I was 8, I was coming off the bus to the base housing we were living at at the time and had to pee REALLY bad. I still had a ways to go and couldn't hold it, so I let it go.All wet down the front. Since I had to walk through the buildings in the front (where the damn playground was) to reach our housing, I waited...........because I knew the sprinklers were coming on. They did and I just ran through them and got all wet. I luckily avoided a very embarassing scenario.

So who's got a good pee/poo story?

EDIT: a repost of odusgolp thread would be great here.


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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I pissed myself before a football game at Kyle Field (Texas A&M) one time while trying to get out in a hurry to not miss kickoff. I've never been more thankful for the 12th man towels (and covering my pee stain)...

    Luckily I was well hydrated and it didn't leave a stain when it dried in the 100* heat by kickoff...
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
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  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    edited April 2015
    One time I woke up in the middle of the night and heard a beeping sound. The sci-fi buff in me immediately thought aliens broke into my house and were using some high-tech device to find pubic hairs in the carpet to use for the advancement of their lifeform. I'm not sure if I woke up because I had to go #2 or if the beeps woke me up and I got really scared.... but I churned out some soft serve in my shorts and went back to sleep.

    The next day I found out it was the smoke detector... the battery was low. I was 20 years old.



  • ephiemarie
    ephiemarie Posts: 264 Member
    While very pregnant and driving alone on a long road trip with a napping toddler, I had to choose between letting my little one sleep or making a stop so I could pee. I pulled a diaper out of the diaper bag, shoved it in my pants, and let 'er rip.

    Unfortunately, that diaper wasn't intended to hold a pregnant lady's volume of urine.

    Epic fail.
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
    I'll be honest, I've ruined some pretty sexy panties by sharting in them a few too many times.
  • BigLifter10
    BigLifter10 Posts: 1,153 Member
    Mine has more to do with something else's poo..... I was walking barefoot in the yard a few summers ago - thought I had it all cleaned up, so didn't really worry. Phone rang...took off running and stepped square in a pile left (fresh within a few hrs) by a Hootch-type dog. Disgusting. Never did make it to the phone, but spent a while out with the hose, grass clippings and leaves pulled off of trees. Enough to hop in and wash off in the tub. Eww.
  • authip85
    authip85 Posts: 49 Member
    Can't say I pooped my pants but came close a couple of times. Both times when going to work in the morning. When I'm driving in traffic usually the morning poopsies gets me. Glad to say I am very thankful for Starbucks...
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 49,083 Member
    ephiemarie wrote: »
    While very pregnant and driving alone on a long road trip with a napping toddler, I had to choose between letting my little one sleep or making a stop so I could pee. I pulled a diaper out of the diaper bag, shoved it in my pants, and let 'er rip.

    Unfortunately, that diaper wasn't intended to hold a pregnant lady's volume of urine.

    Epic fail.
    LMAO!!!!

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  • davesgalforever
    davesgalforever Posts: 220 Member
    I live in the country and was scheduled for an ultrasound to check out my baby. I drank a crap ton of water and headed to my appt. 10 min away from the Dr's office I couldn't hold it anymore. I ripped down my pants and pissed in a cup while on the freeway. My hubby was driving of course.
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