Guess the Occupation of the Person Above You

Designs skateboard graphics

Student

body odor evaluator

Theater critic

Disposable lighter repairman

Paratrooper

life coach

Teddy bear picnic tour operator

Tree hugger by day, undefeated arm wrestling hustler by night

Ball tester
What they do: Assess basketballs, footballs, volleyballs and soccer balls for air-retention, inflation, roundness, weight and reboundability.
Yes this is a real occupation.

Gigolo quality assurance manager

Fluffer

Post editor

DEA