2 lbs weight gain after McDonald's!

Ameengyrl
Ameengyrl Posts: 127 Member
edited November 16 in Health and Weight Loss
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! 2 lbs! I'm so ginormous!

Hahaaa. Happy Humpday!
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  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    All about them gainz!
  • Ameengyrl
    Ameengyrl Posts: 127 Member
    Hahaaaa! Ya feeeeeel me
  • Liftng4Lis
    Liftng4Lis Posts: 15,151 Member
    IN for french fries!
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,335 Member
    Did you dip your fries in your chocolate sundae? If not, you did it wrong and have to go back.
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    Is it possible to eat two pounds of food from from McDonalds let alone gain two pounds (in one sitting)?
  • jenniferinfl
    jenniferinfl Posts: 456 Member
    edited April 2015
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    Is it possible to eat two pounds of food from from McDonalds let alone gain two pounds (in one sitting)?

    Wouldn't a 32 ounce coke and a McDouble do the trick for consuming 2 lbs in one sitting?

    The crispy chicken southwest McWrap isn't overly filling for its 670 calories. So, like 11 of them?

  • maidentl
    maidentl Posts: 3,203 Member
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    Is it possible to eat two pounds of food from from McDonalds let alone gain two pounds (in one sitting)?

    Well, not all calories are equal so I think McDonald's calories weigh more. :trollface:
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    so glad this was a joke LOL. I clicked on it fully expecting to be filled with rage.
  • NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner
    NobodyPutsAmyInTheCorner Posts: 1,018 Member
    Dayum... 2lbs of fries would sure make me more hangry!
  • NoIdea101NoIdea
    NoIdea101NoIdea Posts: 659 Member
    maidentl wrote: »
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    Is it possible to eat two pounds of food from from McDonalds let alone gain two pounds (in one sitting)?

    Well, not all calories are equal so I think McDonald's calories weigh more. :trollface:

    Ahahahaaaa......I see what you did there.

    McDonalds fries all their chips in the fat lyposucked from virgins, so actually McDonalds calories weigh less. Science, bro.

  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    bleurgh

    now Burger King ... and yer talkin'
  • zipitzippy
    zipitzippy Posts: 86 Member
    Hopefully it'll come out the other end hahaha
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    jenniferinfl wrote: »
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    Is it possible to eat two pounds of food from from McDonalds let alone gain two pounds (in one sitting)?

    Wouldn't a 32 ounce coke and a McDouble do the trick for consuming 2 lbs in one sitting?

    The crispy chicken southwest McWrap isn't overly filling for its 670 calories. So, like 11 of them?

    In terms of fat.

    And not to split hairs but even if you managed to consume 7500 calories in one sitting you are still going to burn a couple thousand during the day so make that 9500 calories. Unpossible I believe.
  • jenniferinfl
    jenniferinfl Posts: 456 Member
    Hmm.. I
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    jenniferinfl wrote: »
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    Is it possible to eat two pounds of food from from McDonalds let alone gain two pounds (in one sitting)?

    Wouldn't a 32 ounce coke and a McDouble do the trick for consuming 2 lbs in one sitting?

    The crispy chicken southwest McWrap isn't overly filling for its 670 calories. So, like 11 of them?

    In terms of fat.

    And not to split hairs but even if you managed to consume 7500 calories in one sitting you are still going to burn a couple thousand during the day so make that 9500 calories. Unpossible I believe.

    True.. Fascinating. I may have to attempt it one day just for *kitten* and giggles.. lol

  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    jenniferinfl wrote: »
    Hmm.. I
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    jenniferinfl wrote: »
    ncboiler89 wrote: »
    Is it possible to eat two pounds of food from from McDonalds let alone gain two pounds (in one sitting)?

    Wouldn't a 32 ounce coke and a McDouble do the trick for consuming 2 lbs in one sitting?

    The crispy chicken southwest McWrap isn't overly filling for its 670 calories. So, like 11 of them?

    In terms of fat.

    And not to split hairs but even if you managed to consume 7500 calories in one sitting you are still going to burn a couple thousand during the day so make that 9500 calories. Unpossible I believe.

    True.. Fascinating. I may have to attempt it one day just for *kitten* and giggles.. lol

    Please do. That would make for a fascinating trip report.
  • KylaDenay
    KylaDenay Posts: 1,585 Member
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    Did you dip your fries in your chocolate sundae? If not, you did it wrong and have to go back.

    I do this too....mmm so good
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    _lyndseybrooke_ Posts: 2,561 Member
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  • alyhuggan
    alyhuggan Posts: 717 Member
    Only 2lb? Add 10 packs of salt! I expect at least a gain of half a stone every time I go there :smiley:
  • Of_Monsters_and_Meat
    Of_Monsters_and_Meat Posts: 1,022 Member
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  • chamblisk
    chamblisk Posts: 296 Member

    And not to split hairs but even if you managed to consume 7500 calories in one sitting you are still going to burn a couple thousand during the day so make that 9500 calories. Unpossible I believe. [/quote]

    You are forgetting all that tasty salt....that ought to hold in at least 2 pounds of water. Yes, m'dear, my weight can fluctuate 2 pounds easily...and then throw in the time of the month and ....can you say yoyo? Welcome to the female world.
  • NofatdaddyMike
    NofatdaddyMike Posts: 574 Member
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    Did you dip your fries in your chocolate sundae? If not, you did it wrong and have to go back.
    I agree. You probably did it wrong! LOL!

  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    I bulk at Wendy's. Screw McDonald's... that place is full of hamburglars.
  • DaveinSK
    DaveinSK Posts: 86 Member
    Could the body even create 2lbs of new fat in one day, or at some point would it just start excreting the extra calories without using them?
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  • MarissaEgham
    MarissaEgham Posts: 14 Member
    £2 can you even buy anything in McD's for that?
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    Did you dip your fries in your chocolate sundae? If not, you did it wrong and have to go back.

    Pffffft

    French Fries + Frosty > French Fries + McDonalds Sundae
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    MarissaEgham wrote: »
    £2 can you even buy anything in McD's for that?

    Google "Dollar Menu Millionaire".
  • DaveinSK
    DaveinSK Posts: 86 Member
    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    You ate 7000 calories over your maintenance? Impressive. That would be about 9400 calories for me in one meal. I might puke before I reached that.

    That's only a dozen chocolate shakes. You just need a warm day for motivation.
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    You ate 7000 calories over your maintenance? Impressive. That would be about 9400 calories for me in one meal. I might puke before I reached that.

    Please refer to the thread about puking to calculate those calories.
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