MFP crushes

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  • velocityc6
    velocityc6 Posts: 2,137 Member
    ^^^^ Me thinks you in the correct thread
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    not_satisfied wrote: »
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    not_satisfied wrote: »
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    not_satisfied wrote: »
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    RNGRZulu wrote: »
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    not_satisfied wrote: »
    Breaking News crush:
    @KandieCarmella

    just ... Damn!

    You're a little bit slutty, D.

    Who, KandieCarmella?




    Of course not. I don't call just anyone a slut.
    does that mean I should feel special since you called me that?

    Uh... no.
    If a slut was crushing on you would you be flattered or disgusted?

    Disgusted. What's special about that? Nothing, that's what.
    It's like I don't even know you anymore.

    I know when I'm not wanted. I'm going back to uncrushables. Stay Away Cap!

    :huh:

    You can't. People crush on you all the time.

    :*
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    ^^ three above :blush:<3

    We have to do math now?

    *pulls off socks and underpants*

    :joy: wow you must be on a serious mission if you are removing your socks! :o oh or should i get the measuring tape!? is this where you are going to prove that big feet =... Um....big socks? ;p

    Or are we adding a bed... subtracting clothes... times by 300 headboard slams? :joy:

    What you don't know is that the socks weren't on my feet. Disappointed yet? :bigsmile:

    So if your socks weren't on your feet i take it you had two posh wanks and made a surrender flag from your pole!? :joy:
  • jacques57
    jacques57 Posts: 2,129 Member
    Gracious Ella. Posh? Wank? Are we British? I crush on anything British. Or with a potty mouth.....
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    jacques57 wrote: »
    Gracious Ella. Posh? Wank? Are we British? I crush on anything British. Or with a potty mouth.....

    :joy: probably wouldn't put gracious and My name together but yeah... Unless of course you were shocked and said gracious! Lol ;p i made bad terms into more polite or appropriate words don't you think lol
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    determined_ella wrote: »
    ^^ three above :blush:<3

    We have to do math now?

    *pulls off socks and underpants*

    :joy: wow you must be on a serious mission if you are removing your socks! :o oh or should i get the measuring tape!? is this where you are going to prove that big feet =... Um....big socks? ;p

    Or are we adding a bed... subtracting clothes... times by 300 headboard slams? :joy:

    What you don't know is that the socks weren't on my feet. Disappointed yet? :bigsmile:

    So if your socks weren't on your feet i take it you had two posh wanks and made a surrender flag from your pole!? :joy:

    It's not everyday I learn a new term from somebody 18 years younger. Well done, filthy woman. :blushing:

    :joy: what's age when it's at home? My ex was older :o lol and your welcome ;)
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    :|
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited July 2015
    That's my dirty girl.....@ella. :* ...I hadn't realised those terms not used everywhere....
    They wank in australia too :p
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    what is it with everyone tonight, was horny juice passed out at breakfast?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Yep...didn't you get any ?
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Yep...didn't you get any ?

    Where'd you think it comes from? :joy:
  • eelamme
    eelamme Posts: 1,135 Member
    djones197982
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Yep...didn't you get any ?

    Where'd you think it comes from? :joy:
    :o .... >:) ......


  • siddles11
    siddles11 Posts: 81 Member
    i dont have one im gonna have to work on that
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    :|

    :joy: don't you be pulling that face! Lol ;p yes it's fresh from the carton! Why haven't you had any yet!? Lol
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    determined_ella wrote: »
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    :|

    :joy: don't you be pulling that face! Lol ;p yes it's fresh from the carton! Why haven't you had any yet!? Lol

    This is a totally inappropriate conversation.





    :joy:
  • eelamme
    eelamme Posts: 1,135 Member
    siddles11 wrote: »
    i dont have one im gonna have to work on that

    Not even one?
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    That's my dirty girl.....@ella. :* ...I hadn't realised those terms not used everywhere....
    They wank in australia too :p

    :joy: haha! Well people have to whack their whale now and again.. They may as well tell the truth :joy:;)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Choke the chicken :D ...
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    shaft shuffle, bash the bishop, knuckle shuffle...i could go on, but is this really the level of conversation we want to perpetuate? :joy:

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