Add me if your gay and have to keep your eyes closed in the locker room

sarahazelnut99
sarahazelnut99 Posts: 307 Member
edited November 17 in Introduce Yourself
ive bumped into so many lockers with my eyes closed :-/

Ugh sorry for the early dose of honesty.
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  • DirrtyH
    DirrtyH Posts: 664 Member
    What if I'm (mostly) not gay but I just love your thread?
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    What if I DON'T close my eyes.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Everyone looks, even if they aren't interested. People are curious about others bodies. I'd look at men's naked bodies and not necessarily want more from them.
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  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    emily_stew wrote: »
    My gay what?

    Eyes?
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  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    usmcmp wrote: »
    Everyone looks, even if they aren't interested. People are curious about others bodies. I'd look at men's naked bodies and not necessarily want more from them.
    Get out of the men's locker room!
  • sarahazelnut99
    sarahazelnut99 Posts: 307 Member
    Lol
    usmcmp wrote: »
    Everyone looks, even if they aren't interested. People are curious about others bodies. I'd look at men's naked bodies and not necessarily want more from them.

    Nothing about me is curious haha please.
  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
    I keep my eyes closed in the locker room, but mostly for my pyschological well being.
  • QueerAbuela
    QueerAbuela Posts: 23 Member
    honestly I find myself glancing at some girls in the locker rooms the few times I go in... I never mean to, it just happens!! Or at least that's what I tell myself. :D
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  • brcossette
    brcossette Posts: 89 Member
    i dont blame you for looking at those naked women
  • dirtydirtysouf
    dirtydirtysouf Posts: 26 Member
    Not gay but the post mad me laff
  • sjbelle08
    sjbelle08 Posts: 1 Member
    Ugh. Right?! I'm glad someone else feels me on this.
  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
    edited April 2015
    All joking aside, I will never look past a cursory glance if there are nude bodies in the locker room. I mind my own business. I figure if I'd be uncomfortable with a guy staring me down (which I am), then it wouldn't be cool for the reverse.
  • myfelinepal
    myfelinepal Posts: 13,000 Member
    I like to sit on the benches in the hopes of getting accidentally dick slapped in the face.
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  • myfelinepal
    myfelinepal Posts: 13,000 Member
    emily_stew wrote: »
    myfelinepal wrote: »
    I like to sit on the benches in the hopes of getting accidentally dick slapped in the face.

    It's more fun if it's a surprise, right?

    That's why I keep my eyes closed, like the OP.
  • lillyrose2020
    lillyrose2020 Posts: 178 Member
    myfelinepal wrote: »
    I like to sit on the benches in the hopes of getting accidentally dick slapped in the face.

    Favourite MFP post I've ever seen. Possibly my favourite post on the whole interweb.
  • TheVirgoddess
    TheVirgoddess Posts: 4,535 Member
    myfelinepal wrote: »
    I like to sit on the benches in the hopes of getting accidentally dick slapped in the face.

    You win 12 internets.
  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
    edited April 2015
    myfelinepal wrote: »
    emily_stew wrote: »
    myfelinepal wrote: »
    I like to sit on the benches in the hopes of getting accidentally dick slapped in the face.

    It's more fun if it's a surprise, right?

    That's why I keep my eyes closed, like the OP.

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    I did a double take, you have been missed.

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  • jofjltncb6
    jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
    myfelinepal wrote: »
    I like to sit on the benches in the hopes of getting accidentally dick slapped in the face.

    So eyes closed...

    ...mouth open?
  • myfelinepal
    myfelinepal Posts: 13,000 Member
    jofjltncb6 wrote: »
    myfelinepal wrote: »
    I like to sit on the benches in the hopes of getting accidentally dick slapped in the face.

    So eyes closed...

    ...mouth open?

    Like I'm trying to catch snowflakes on my tongue at Christmas.
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  • JewelLaverne
    JewelLaverne Posts: 3 Member
    What's with all the women who walk all around the locker room stark naked, anyway? I would never do that; just not that comfortable naked. I wouldn't even do that when I was thin! I think those women want people to look, anyway.
  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
    myfelinepal wrote: »
    jofjltncb6 wrote: »
    myfelinepal wrote: »
    I like to sit on the benches in the hopes of getting accidentally dick slapped in the face.

    So eyes closed...

    ...mouth open?

    Like I'm trying to catch snowflakes on my tongue at Christmas.

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  • Cryptonomnomicon
    Cryptonomnomicon Posts: 848 Member
    JewelLaverne wrote: »
    What's with all the women who walk all around the locker room stark naked, anyway? I would never do that; just not that comfortable naked. I wouldn't even do that when I was thin! I think those women want people to look, anyway.

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  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Wiggle wiggle wiggle!
  • shoedc22
    shoedc22 Posts: 62 Member
    Nothing wrong looking at attractive people
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