I Want You Because...
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I want to see whats a few inches higher
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cause you have a sultry look about u0
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you'll have to friend meslimgirljo15 wrote: »I want to see whats a few inches higher 0 -
Rawr0
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We'd have a great girl's night!0
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You are the full package.0
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Alright, so it starts with a prince whom is currently trapped in a castle by a bunch of evil old gremlins. He's been trapped in there for decades; hoping and waiting everyday for someone to free him. One day, a beautiful young broad arrives and shouts to the top, "Repubzal!?" He replies, "yes my dearest; it's me!" They talked everyday for many hours; all of their time was spent together. Finally! Repubzal has just come of age and was ready to leave. He wanted to explore and get married; of course. How though? They would never let him leave after all, he helped them acheive their up most necessities. Him and his soon to be bride plotted an escape; the grimlins aquired this information and were furious, so furious they watched him day and night making sure he couldn't leave. He would watch his soon to be bride everyday, glazing at her wondering and thinking of new ways to escape. The seasons past but when winter hit, something strange happend. Repubzal had a very weird bodily itch sensation in his pants; he tride to ignore them but they became unbearable. He unzipped his pants, out came these massive large locks of curly hair that swallowed the town. Anything that tried to get in its way; completely destroyed. His soon to be bride came shouting and running. "You did it", she shouted excitedly. Repubzal was finally able to leave and marry his bride. They lived happily ever after and rebuilt the town on his dismantled locks as a reminder of serinity and protection for the town, as for the grimlins; they've seen better days. They now work as Repubzal and his bride's slaves; hand and foot. (Moral of the story; worship people with pubes; they might be able to provide protection one day.)Schrodingers1lost1cat1returns wrote: »
dont make me tell the story of repubzal. Jk lolSchrodingers1lost1cat1returns wrote: »I could live in your hair.
Wait. .. what? Lol
Awww, please do. Need a,bedtime story. Lol
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because i need your stories to tuck me in at night!!0
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for the mad selfie skillz0
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You enjoy black white and grey0
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You like Marilyn Monroe0
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Cause look at you 0
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I need a massage
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You seem like you know how to have a good time
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I grew up with someone with your name0
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Schrodingers1lost1cat1returns wrote: »
Alright, so it starts with a prince whom is currently trapped in a castle by a bunch of evil old gremlins. He's been trapped in there for decades; hoping and waiting everyday for someone to free him. One day, a beautiful young broad arrives and shouts to the top, "Repubzal!?" He replies, "yes my dearest; it's me!" They talked everyday for many hours; all of their time was spent together. Finally! Repubzal has just come of age and was ready to leave. He wanted to explore and get married; of course. How though? They would never let him leave after all, he helped them acheive their up most necessities. Him and his soon to be bride plotted an escape; the grimlins aquired this information and were furious, so furious they watched him day and night making sure he couldn't leave. He would watch his soon to be bride everyday, glazing at her wondering and thinking of new ways to escape. The seasons past but when winter hit, something strange happend. Repubzal had a very weird bodily itch sensation in his pants; he tride to ignore them but they became unbearable. He unzipped his pants, out came these massive large locks of curly hair that swallowed the town. Anything that tried to get in its way; completely destroyed. His soon to be bride came shouting and running. "You did it", she shouted excitedly. Repubzal was finally able to leave and marry his bride. They lived happily ever after and rebuilt the town on his dismantled locks as a reminder of serinity and protection for the town, as for the grimlins; they've seen better days. They now work as Repubzal and his bride's slaves; hand and foot. (Moral of the story; worship people with pubes; they might be able to provide protection one day.)Schrodingers1lost1cat1returns wrote: »
dont make me tell the story of repubzal. Jk lolSchrodingers1lost1cat1returns wrote: »I could live in your hair.
Wait. .. what? Lol
Awww, please do. Need a,bedtime story. Lol
Wow.. I have to say, that was awesome! Thank you for sharing. Lol! I'm not often surprised and confused at the end of story yet elated all at the same time. Congratulations! You've truly inspired me to smoke and grown out my pubes. Lmao!!! We must be fat pals! Lol!
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Schrodingers1lost1cat1returns wrote: »Schrodingers1lost1cat1returns wrote: »
Ah a toast it shall be then! I command the to come down to mín mead hall; we shall propose a toast to the many challenges we face tomorrow on our great exploration of the hike to pizza hut! It will be challenging, it will be tough, thy fellow soliders shall be covered in many deep shades of reds, and one shall grow weak and weary from the many kilojoules consumed!Schrodingers1lost1cat1returns wrote: »I
Wow.. I have to say, that was awesome! Thank you for sharing. Lol! I'm not often surprised and confused at the end of story yet elated all at the same time. Congratulations! You've truly inspired me to smoke and grown out my pubes. Lmao!!! We must be fat pals! Lol!0 -
Wow he skipped me so I take you cause you write diatribes0
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Because you are sooo beautiful!0
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How am I writing diatribes? Lol I'm not insulting anyone.Alisontheice wrote: »Wow he skipped me so I take you cause you write diatribes
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ur bangin0
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Schrodingers1lost1cat1returns wrote: »
How am I writing diatribes? Lol I'm not insulting anyone.Alisontheice wrote: »Wow he skipped me so I take you cause you write diatribes
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you have a window0
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You have an interest in windows.0
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still bangin0
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Sweet. Who knew that would pay off.Schrodingers1lost1cat1returns wrote: »You have an interest in windows.
U because... isn't it obvious?!!!! Look.at you!!! Oh n the stories of course.
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Would love to wake up to that view0
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we can be fit together
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