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FearOfFrying
FearOfFrying Posts: 127 Member
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again, please don't say if you have heard this one;

A man pushes his car up to the outside of a hotel, why?

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  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
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    He has gas?

    HAHAH:laugh:
  • FearOfFrying
    FearOfFrying Posts: 127 Member
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    He has gas?

    HAHAH:laugh:

    Lol......the has not run out of gas
  • End6ame
    End6ame Posts: 903
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    I think I know... but I'll wait.
  • FearOfFrying
    FearOfFrying Posts: 127 Member
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    I think I know... but I'll wait.

    Yea, don't spoil it, could keep people going for hours....lol
  • BryanAir
    BryanAir Posts: 434
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    Is this a full sized car? That could be difficult.
  • JustJenn419
    JustJenn419 Posts: 780 Member
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    Because his wife is inside the hotel with her lover and he is sneaking up on her to catch her in the act. The man drives a old hooptie with an exhaust that backfires occasionally and she would know in an instant it was him that pulling up to the hotel. The man is carrying a gun and plans to use it in his fit of madness. He still needs the car there for a quick getaway but can't risk the backfire setting off an alarm to his floosie of a wife. The tension builds and he pushes the car closer and sees her car already parked in the lot... He walks up to the door and debates knocking to see who answers or just kicking it in, gun blazing... He walks slowly to the door.... :::knock knock::: The door opens............


    Sorry, I let my imagination get the best of me there. Good story though, no?

    :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • BigDaddyRonnie
    BigDaddyRonnie Posts: 506 Member
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    All I can think of is Monopoly? Am I correct?
  • FearOfFrying
    FearOfFrying Posts: 127 Member
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    Is this a full sized car? That could be difficult.

    No, it's not full sized
  • markomark
    markomark Posts: 22
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    It was a pain in the butt inside the hotel???
  • FearOfFrying
    FearOfFrying Posts: 127 Member
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    All I can think of is Monopoly? Am I correct?

    Yes, very good....takes ages normally
  • staciekins
    staciekins Posts: 453 Member
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    All I can think of is Monopoly? Am I correct?

    :D
  • JustJenn419
    JustJenn419 Posts: 780 Member
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    All I can think of is Monopoly? Am I correct?

    Yes, very good....takes ages normally

    Ahhhhh, I still like my story better :wink:
  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
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    All I can think of is Monopoly? Am I correct?

    Yes, very good....takes ages normally

    Ahhhhh, I still like my story better :wink:

    Haha girl..your story was bomb!
  • bmontgomery87
    bmontgomery87 Posts: 1,260 Member
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    loled at the cheating wife story.
    much more fun of an answer than monopoly
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    These are cool! Keep em coming. Maybe I'll get one. Eventually. :laugh:

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