What is the person above hiding in their closet?

Padlocks

fuzzy handcuffs and build a bears

Several tutu's and pink sparkly tights

Her erotica novels she wrote and had printed but no one bought them.

Closet is really the bat cave, so whole bunch of neat stuff.

Created R.I.P stones with food names.

My favorite heels

The heads of her fallen enemies

A giant aquarium full of phosphorus, glowing squids

A detailed inventory of everyone who posted closet