One Calorie Left! What Can I Have?

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  • gamesandgains
    gamesandgains Posts: 640 Member
    Camarose79 wrote: »
    Go to bed with hubby... then lick Flavoured lube?

    Best answer.

  • Lounmoun
    Lounmoun Posts: 8,423 Member
    MostlyDickWeight wrote: »
    An onion!

    Only 4 grams or less of an onion. A whole onion would be around 40 calories.
  • Lounmoun
    Lounmoun Posts: 8,423 Member
    1 lettuce leaf
    1/4 of a baby carrot
    3 g or less piece of apple
  • juggernaut1974
    juggernaut1974 Posts: 6,212 Member
    A bowl of ice cream.

    Technically OP didn't specify I could use ONLY one calorie...
  • kellyjellybellyjelly
    kellyjellybellyjelly Posts: 9,480 Member
    Ice cube, lint, paper, string, dust, grass, piece of kale, diet soda
  • knsreed
    knsreed Posts: 12 Member
    autodominio wrote: »
    I know the question is done in a playful manner, not to be take too literally. However for those in the public who might take it seriously here's a tip. You can go over and it doesn't mean the end of your journey controlling your weight.
    I often go over about 100-300 cals and the way I see it is that 300 cals is 0.085 of a pound. So If I have a deficit of 500 calories a day then it means for that day the deficit will be 200 cals. Still a deficit.
    Sorry OP this is not for you. I know you asked a simple legit question but I see a lot pals way too worried about this on my feed sometimes.
    If it helps me feel less deprived so I can do this for life is well worth going over the goal for the day.
    And I didn't know a radish is 1 cal that's pretty cool.

    I think what autodominio is saying and I agree....have a chill pill for 1 calorie.
  • kellyjellybellyjelly
    kellyjellybellyjelly Posts: 9,480 Member
    janejellyroll wrote: »
    I would smell an Oreo.

    The immature kid in me would say smell a fart hahah.
  • nickycat73
    nickycat73 Posts: 61 Member
    janejellyroll wrote: »
    I would smell an Oreo.
    Me toooooo!!
  • SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage
    SarcasmIsMyLoveLanguage Posts: 2,668 Member
    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    Celery stick, 4" long.
    only 4"?
    not even worth it

  • jgnatca
    jgnatca Posts: 14,464 Member
    Lounmoun wrote: »
    Only 4 grams or less of an onion. A whole onion would be around 40 calories.
    The act of slicing an onion in to ten pieces; surely that's a calorie deficit? From the tears alone....

    Better replace the water, too.
  • Carolyn_Carolyn_Carolyn
    Carolyn_Carolyn_Carolyn Posts: 23 Member
    ceoverturf wrote: »
    A bowl of ice cream.

    Technically OP didn't specify I could use ONLY one calorie...

    Should have known, hunh...
  • Lizzy622
    Lizzy622 Posts: 3,705 Member
    LOL love these :D
  • barryplumber
    barryplumber Posts: 401 Member
    1/2 a cup of black coffee
  • Meeezonajourney
    Meeezonajourney Posts: 101 Member
    Camarose79 wrote: »
    Go to bed with hubby... then lick Flavoured lube?

    Nice!
  • Justygirl77
    Justygirl77 Posts: 385 Member
    A glass of pond water.
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,940 Member
    MSG on a small slice of green mango.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
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  • snowdevilgirl
    snowdevilgirl Posts: 21 Member
    Calliope610 wrote: »
    Take a 30min brisk walk, then have 1/2c ice cream - problem solved.

    Amen
  • snowdevilgirl
    snowdevilgirl Posts: 21 Member
    BinkyBonk wrote: »
    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    Celery stick, 4" long.
    only 4"?
    not even worth it

    That's what she said...

    Ya i went there
  • Carolyn_Carolyn_Carolyn
    Carolyn_Carolyn_Carolyn Posts: 23 Member
    Justygirl77 wrote: »
    A glass of pond water.

    ...with tadpoles X{

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