If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

Sir at the table and people watch

Ensue a consentful poking war!

poke his tummy

_Captivated_ wrote: »

leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »

spank her

Call the police.

Smile in acknowledgement.

I am the police. Try harder next time.

asflatasapancake wrote: »

Flip her the bird and run.

What did I ever do to you?!

leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »

_Captivated_ wrote: »

leonidas_and_spartacus wrote: »

spank her

Call the police.

Smile in acknowledgement.

I am the police. Try harder next time.

Eh. Ignore.

And for vader, smile-ish.

Call my swat team and mma buddies. The poking war has started.

tell her to stop staring at me, and walk on past...

@Big, I would ask him politely to put pants on... I mean... remove his towel.

@d, Stare at that butt.

Don't drink coffee, keep on driving