What is the person above hiding in their closet?

Half used tubes of lip balm...she's still searching for a flavor she really likes.

saltines

..yes... sure, its a replica....

a collection of sesame street themed bowties

Deckchairs from the Titanic

Cases of cider vinegar

A surfboard with a shark bite taken out of it.

A bunch of girl scout cookies he doesn't want his family to get a hold of. He's keeping them all for himself.

Men's clothes

cat fur slippers and sweaters and coats and scarves

A Klingon dictionary and a toy piano.