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FitnessTim
FitnessTim Posts: 234 Member
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You do math in your head when you are offered food
You haven't been in an elevator in months
You do ab contractions while in a meeting
You put on sneakers (not slippers) when you wake up in the morning
Your work starts a 9 AM but you wake up at 5 AM
You have a water bottle near you as you read this
You know the calorie count in most common foods
You have used the words glucose and fructose in casual conversation
You have to slow yourself down when walking with normal people
You have a fitness app (MFP maybe) on your smart phone that you use more than Facebook
You have used baby powder on yourself
When you go for checkup you anticipate the moment when the doctor looks at your vitals and is impressed

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  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    You have an alarm on your iphone that reminds you to check your heart rate every day at 9am
  • dgoodie92
    dgoodie92 Posts: 624 Member
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    Your partner wants to straggling you if you say "Boxing" one more time.
  • Lazz5k
    Lazz5k Posts: 251 Member
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    You constantly run around your kitchen scanning items to log
  • kickassbarbie
    kickassbarbie Posts: 286 Member
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    Someone says a food is yummy and your answer is "yes and it's only got ... calories and ...grams of protein/carbs/fat"
    People tell you you walk fast and you randomly give them an estimate of mph your walking.
    You take food scales on holiday much to the horror of your family.
    The list of apps in your phone contains pedometers, timers, mfp, macro counters, and not much else.
    You speak a language no one else seems understand.
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,394 Member
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    You always say no to the free starbucks your employer offers each week because you refuse to waste 400+ of your daily calories.
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,543 Member
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    asflatasapancake wrote: »
    Weigh yourself before and after you poop

    ...and you also look forward to pooping for that reason
  • MShayne2414
    MShayne2414 Posts: 537 Member
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    You look in the mirror every time you go to the bathroom to make sure your gains are still there.
  • gfox1966
    gfox1966 Posts: 170 Member
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    you can guess your weight to the "tenths" before you step on the digital scale...
  • Jelaan
    Jelaan Posts: 815 Member
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    When you go out for a meal you look at the calory count and macros before even looking to see if it is something you like.
  • MShayne2414
    MShayne2414 Posts: 537 Member
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    You've considered changing your career to a nutritionist or personal trainer, because you just can't get enough of the lifestyle.
  • MonkeyMel21
    MonkeyMel21 Posts: 2,394 Member
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    MShayne2414 wrote: »
    You've considered changing your career to a nutritionist or personal trainer, because you just can't get enough of the lifestyle.

    haha, this is totally true but I would make way less money :(
  • BigLifter10
    BigLifter10 Posts: 1,151 Member
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    You can't wait until your underwear gets almost imperceptibly looser so you can go buy smaller, fun ones! lol!
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,255 Member
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    You spend more on workout clothes than you do casual/dress clothes.
  • JSurita2
    JSurita2 Posts: 1,304 Member
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    You constantly tap your Fitbit to sync your steps.
  • LouLouStBijou
    LouLouStBijou Posts: 987 Member
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    You plan your days around getting as much exercise as possible in between your other "chores"
  • DaleM07
    DaleM07 Posts: 98 Member
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    You wear a HRM when you have sex
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,543 Member
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    Does being a fitness addict involve installing this app and tracking calories for a month or two and then quitting?
  • LouLouStBijou
    LouLouStBijou Posts: 987 Member
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    DaleM07 wrote: »
    You wear a HRM when you have sex

    LOL -okay, so I don't qualify there....

  • Momma_Raucks
    Momma_Raucks Posts: 69 Member
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    You walk around your kitchen at the end of the day till you hit 10,000 steps

    You start to panic when you run out of protien powder

    Cant just run 8.5 km, you add on that extra 1.5 to make a clean 10 km run.

    You pee every 20 min from all the water you are drinking during the day.

    Your running shoes are the most expensive pair of shoes you own

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