You might be fitness fanatic if ...
FitnessTim
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You do math in your head when you are offered food
You haven't been in an elevator in months
You do ab contractions while in a meeting
You put on sneakers (not slippers) when you wake up in the morning
Your work starts a 9 AM but you wake up at 5 AM
You have a water bottle near you as you read this
You know the calorie count in most common foods
You have used the words glucose and fructose in casual conversation
You have to slow yourself down when walking with normal people
You have a fitness app (MFP maybe) on your smart phone that you use more than Facebook
You have used baby powder on yourself
When you go for checkup you anticipate the moment when the doctor looks at your vitals and is impressed
Feel free to share you own.
You haven't been in an elevator in months
You do ab contractions while in a meeting
You put on sneakers (not slippers) when you wake up in the morning
Your work starts a 9 AM but you wake up at 5 AM
You have a water bottle near you as you read this
You know the calorie count in most common foods
You have used the words glucose and fructose in casual conversation
You have to slow yourself down when walking with normal people
You have a fitness app (MFP maybe) on your smart phone that you use more than Facebook
You have used baby powder on yourself
When you go for checkup you anticipate the moment when the doctor looks at your vitals and is impressed
Feel free to share you own.
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You have an alarm on your iphone that reminds you to check your heart rate every day at 9am0
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Your partner wants to straggling you if you say "Boxing" one more time.0
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You constantly run around your kitchen scanning items to log0
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Someone says a food is yummy and your answer is "yes and it's only got ... calories and ...grams of protein/carbs/fat"
People tell you you walk fast and you randomly give them an estimate of mph your walking.
You take food scales on holiday much to the horror of your family.
The list of apps in your phone contains pedometers, timers, mfp, macro counters, and not much else.
You speak a language no one else seems understand.
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You always say no to the free starbucks your employer offers each week because you refuse to waste 400+ of your daily calories.0
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asflatasapancake wrote: »Weigh yourself before and after you poop
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You look in the mirror every time you go to the bathroom to make sure your gains are still there.0
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you can guess your weight to the "tenths" before you step on the digital scale...0
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When you go out for a meal you look at the calory count and macros before even looking to see if it is something you like.0
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You've considered changing your career to a nutritionist or personal trainer, because you just can't get enough of the lifestyle.0
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MShayne2414 wrote: »You've considered changing your career to a nutritionist or personal trainer, because you just can't get enough of the lifestyle.
haha, this is totally true but I would make way less money
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You can't wait until your underwear gets almost imperceptibly looser so you can go buy smaller, fun ones! lol!0
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You spend more on workout clothes than you do casual/dress clothes.0
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You constantly tap your Fitbit to sync your steps.0
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You plan your days around getting as much exercise as possible in between your other "chores"0
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You wear a HRM when you have sex0
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Does being a fitness addict involve installing this app and tracking calories for a month or two and then quitting?0
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You walk around your kitchen at the end of the day till you hit 10,000 steps
You start to panic when you run out of protien powder
Cant just run 8.5 km, you add on that extra 1.5 to make a clean 10 km run.
You pee every 20 min from all the water you are drinking during the day.
Your running shoes are the most expensive pair of shoes you own0 -
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Momma_Raucks wrote: »You walk around your kitchen at the end of the day till you hit 10,000 steps
Totally this! LOL0 -
Do you mean a holiday as in Christmas, Thanksgiving, etc. or holiday as in vacation? Either way, that's pretty hardcore. You have me beat there. [/quote]
Vacation! (Im in the uk.) Christmas day is a scale free day even to me. Lol.
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asflatasapancake wrote: »Weigh yourself before and after you poop
3# BM of peace crew, checking in.
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That's true for me, currently studying for my CPT from ACSMMShayne2414 wrote: »You've considered changing your career to a nutritionist or personal trainer, because you just can't get enough of the lifestyle.
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Momma_Raucks wrote: »You walk around your kitchen at the end of the day till you hit 10,000 steps
You start to panic when you run out of protien powder
Cant just run 8.5 km, you add on that extra 1.5 to make a clean 10 km run.
You pee every 20 min from all the water you are drinking during the day.
Your running shoes are the most expensive pair of shoes you own
Yes and yes! My running shoes are by FAR my most expensive. Some of my workout clothes are more expensive than my fancy clothes as well.
Also, you start to view the weight everything (children, groceries, packages) in numbers of plates instead of pounds0 -
I've definitely never used the words glucose or fructose in any casual conversation, because I'm not a diabetic, so who cares? Give me all the sugar...as long as it fits into my carb goal.
Here's a few...
Your first thought when you feel a cold coming on isn't that you'll miss work, get other people sick, or be miserable for a week. It's, "oh no, what if I can't work out?" Same goes for any other health condition, medical procedure, or injury.
You have a mini panic attack when you realize you're running low on Quest bars.
You spend more of your day thinking about working out and eating than work.
You pre-log your meals for the day (or in my case, the week or even month) and get really excited when you hit your macros perfectly.
It amazes and annoys you that most people are so clueless about fitness and nutrition, and you secretly laugh at friends and co-workers who talk about how bad carbs are for you and how they're thinking about going paleo/raw/gluten-free/etc. in order to lose weight.0 -
MonkeyMel21 wrote: »MShayne2414 wrote: »You've considered changing your career to a nutritionist or personal trainer, because you just can't get enough of the lifestyle.
haha, this is totally true but I would make way less money
Yes! Getting paid to work out or talk about working out or food would be the sweetest gig ever. But they're paid crap money, which pretty much eliminates the chance I'd ever actually try to break into the field.
There's always the dream of being a fitness YouTuber. Those lucky jerks seem to be paid awfully well.0 -
Stay in bed, eat bacon and drink cream.0
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