A better True Story

When I first came here, the area was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a house on a swamp, but I built one all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what my kids are going to get - the strongest house in all the land.