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Maximus
Maximus Posts: 12,256 Member
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When I first came here, the area was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a house on a swamp, but I built one all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what my kids are going to get - the strongest house in all the land.

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  • greco16
    greco16 Posts: 465 Member
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    Cool story, brah
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
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    We live in a bloody swamp! We need all the land we can get!
  • M_Jo
    M_Jo Posts: 80 Member
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    But I don't want any of that...I'd rather.....Just.........SING!
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
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    No, no, no! Stop it! None of that, now!
  • M_Jo
    M_Jo Posts: 80 Member
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    But I don't like her
  • M_Jo
    M_Jo Posts: 80 Member
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    He's not quite dead!
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
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    In fact, I think he's getting better.
  • Athos282
    Athos282 Posts: 405 Member
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    *bashes him over the head with a club* Bring out your dead!
  • gfox1966
    gfox1966 Posts: 170 Member
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    blue....no RED....AAAAGGGHHHHHHHH
  • M_Jo
    M_Jo Posts: 80 Member
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    A witch!!
  • gfox1966
    gfox1966 Posts: 170 Member
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    no...come back...it's a mear flesh wound!!!!
  • M_Jo
    M_Jo Posts: 80 Member
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    On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. Tis a silly place
  • gfox1966
    gfox1966 Posts: 170 Member
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    and then....the SPANKING!!!!
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
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    If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

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