A Quick Quiz

Heather75
Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
edited September 27 in Chit-Chat
Let's see what we're in for next year, shall we? What level of Hell can YOU expect?

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

I got level 7. Whoopsie!

Level 7

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

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  • FearOfFrying
    FearOfFrying Posts: 127 Member
    That sounds like where I went on vacation last year
  • FearOfFrying
    FearOfFrying Posts: 127 Member
    That sounds like where I went on vacation last year
  • FearOfFrying
    FearOfFrying Posts: 127 Member
    That sounds like where I went on vacation last year
  • FearOfFrying
    FearOfFrying Posts: 127 Member
    That sounds like where I went on vacation last year
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    How was last year's vacation, FearOfFrying? You never mention it...
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
    Woo!


    You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
  • FearOfFrying
    FearOfFrying Posts: 127 Member
    I got stutter finger
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    Damn! only got to level 3! I better step things up!!
  • lauramorris85
    lauramorris85 Posts: 87
    Level Four!

    Level 4

    Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Level 3? Pfft.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Level Four!

    Level 4

    Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here

    Nice!
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    I'm movin' on up (or down, as the case may be) in the underworld. I used to be Level 5 with the Gloomy and Wrathful, but now I'm a full fledged Level 6 Heretic! :drinker:
    Level 6 - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

    Doleful sighs? Napoleon Dynamite was a heretic too!?
  • ewebber88
    ewebber88 Posts: 33
    I got level 7 to
  • sandman27959
    sandman27959 Posts: 32
    So it's a "feel good" game then, right? Oooo. I should try this.
  • Katie320
    Katie320 Posts: 61 Member
    Ahaha, I love the question "A pimp is a good thing to be." I got purgatory, too.
  • PaulaDDN
    PaulaDDN Posts: 162 Member
    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer

    I am oddly proud of you.
  • Heather75
    Heather75 Posts: 3,386 Member
    I got level 7 to

    I think we both know what question we should have lied on...
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