We broke up because...

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  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    Or maybe it was the hearing impairment
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Never treated me like the classy lady I am.
  • TheBeerRunner
    TheBeerRunner Posts: 2,777 Member
    She looked way better in glasses than I ever did.
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    Treated her like a lady and then she wanted to be used
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I just wanted his body...but he wanted conversation
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Didn't like my beautiful mind :p
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,978 Member
    Turned off by my Pillow talk! what a Prude! :rage::tongue:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Way too dirty for me o:)
  • SojournerThirteen
    SojournerThirteen Posts: 28,204 Member
    edited May 2015
    Loved her pillow talk when it was lots of O's, but she wanted to converse
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    He likes Creed and Nickelback...I just couldn't on the long drives anymore
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Music snob! :p
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,978 Member
    Had to hint during Sexy time if I wanted new sneakers! hahahahaha! :lol:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sexy time wasn't often enough
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Had to hint during Sexy time if I wanted new sneakers! hahahahaha! :lol:

    Lol I see what you did there! :D
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,978 Member
    She got upset that I needed rest time!
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    ZeeShay wrote: »
    Music snob! :p

    You know, I'm not even. Like I will full on belt out some miley in the car (ALONE of course). I just have a visceral negative reaction to those bands...also to Linkin Park.
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    She needed too much rest too often... Couldn't keep up with young blood
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,978 Member
    Always called me old! Hey you wanted experience!!!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    What can i say...the cougar wore him out >:)
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    She could never go out in the sunlight
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    edited May 2015
    no_pink_skirts wrote: »
    ZeeShay wrote: »
    Music snob! :p

    You know, I'm not even. Like I will full on belt out some miley in the car (ALONE of course). I just have a visceral negative reaction to those bands...also to Linkin Park.

    Lol I feel the same haha I belt out some Tay Tay every now and then :)
    arian10daddy wrote: »
    She needed too much rest too often... Couldn't keep up with young blood


    Always talks about blood. Suspected he was a vampire
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    She had an allergy to vampires, she would start menstruating
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    He was a "blood hound" and that's just one fetish I wasn't down with
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    HE used my menstrual blood for paint for his art. It made the house smell weird.
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    The strongest of perfumes wouldn't hide her stench
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,978 Member
    They were all way too weird for me!
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Was way too normal :s
  • arian10daddy
    arian10daddy Posts: 2,758 Member
    The lipstick coupled with the specs would make me horny as hell... She couldn't take me enough and well
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    Was always saying weird things that made no sense
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,978 Member
    edited May 2015
    She never could take a compliment without over thinking it!

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