Just as a heads-up

stevencloser
stevencloser Posts: 8,911 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
If you see the following picture somewhere on the internet, or another claiming the same thing, it's fake.

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  • jkal1979
    jkal1979 Posts: 1,896 Member
    State University of Michigan? Seems legit. :p
  • 3bambi3
    3bambi3 Posts: 1,650 Member
    Holy hell.

    Anyone want to start a pool on when we will first see this gem on MFP? I've got $5 on today by 2pm Central Time.
  • DrWhoIsYerDad
    DrWhoIsYerDad Posts: 263 Member
    The marketing geniuses are already working on it.
  • bpetrosky
    bpetrosky Posts: 3,911 Member
    There's also dihydrogen monoxide in the water supply! People die from inhaling that *kitten*! We need to get those evil chemicals out of our water pipes!
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    3bambi3 wrote: »
    Holy hell.

    Anyone want to start a pool on when we will first see this gem on MFP? I've got $5 on today by 2pm Central Time.

    It's already happened. You just posted in it.
  • booksandchocolate12
    booksandchocolate12 Posts: 1,741 Member
    Oh no! What will all the "diet soda is the toxin-filled devil" people drink now that Satan has taken over the water supply?? :p
  • 3bambi3
    3bambi3 Posts: 1,650 Member
    MrM27 wrote: »
    3bambi3 wrote: »
    Holy hell.

    Anyone want to start a pool on when we will first see this gem on MFP? I've got $5 on today by 2pm Central Time.

    Your bet is already flawed because who uses "Central time". Rookie.

    Eastern standard time crew checking in.

    At least I'm not one of the poor suckers stuck in Mountain Time.
  • mirrim52
    mirrim52 Posts: 763 Member
    Apparently tap water is not natural water. Seems legit.
  • pincushion14
    pincushion14 Posts: 326 Member
    Ahmahgah. I wanna throw this up on some of the tin hat boards I'm on and watch the chaos ensue.

    Some people just want to watch the world burn. :-D
  • earlnabby
    earlnabby Posts: 8,171 Member
    edited May 2015
    MrM27 wrote: »
    I'm sure there are many people that will believe it completely and some company out there ready to take advantage of all the suckers with some miracle detox.

    Not to mention all of the bottled water companies who refuse to admit that they use filtered tap water. They'll jump on this too.

  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
    Have any of you seen that crazy video on you tube with that tinfoil hatter going nuts about how there never used to be rainbows in the water from hoses when she was younger and getting all "what is the government putting in the water???"

    Well, now she'll know. It's calories.

    I'm going to go drink some calories now, I'm feeling thirsty.
  • bpetrosky
    bpetrosky Posts: 3,911 Member
    So, if I filter my calorie laden water through coffee grounds, does that take the calories out? 'cuz I wantz mah coffee!
  • 3bambi3
    3bambi3 Posts: 1,650 Member
    mamapeach910 wrote: »
    Have any of you seen that crazy video on you tube with that tinfoil hatter going nuts about how there never used to be rainbows in the water from hoses when she was younger and getting all "what is the government putting in the water???"

    Well, now she'll know. It's calories.

    I'm going to go drink some calories now, I'm feeling thirsty.

    Yes! That woman is fantastic. And for the rest of you, government rainbows:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_c6HsiixFS8
  • galgenstrick
    galgenstrick Posts: 2,086 Member
    Drink your urine, since the body already converted all those water calories to fat, it makes sense that your urine is pure, calorie free hydration with added electrolytes.

    *opening up "calorie free lemonade" stand in front of house*
  • bpetrosky
    bpetrosky Posts: 3,911 Member
    galgenstrick wrote: »
    Drink your urine, since the body already converted all those water calories to fat, it makes sense that your urine is pure, calorie free hydration with added electrolytes.

    *opening up "calorie free lemonade" stand in front of house*

    Bear Grylls Brand Lemonade!
  • booksandchocolate12
    booksandchocolate12 Posts: 1,741 Member
    The spelling mistakes and misuse of the apostrophe just add to the general credibility of that video.
  • pincushion14
    pincushion14 Posts: 326 Member
    galgenstrick wrote: »
    Drink your urine, since the body already converted all those water calories to fat, it makes sense that your urine is pure, calorie free hydration with added electrolytes.

    *opening up "calorie free lemonade" stand in front of house*


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  • galgenstrick
    galgenstrick Posts: 2,086 Member
    bpetrosky wrote: »
    galgenstrick wrote: »
    Drink your urine, since the body already converted all those water calories to fat, it makes sense that your urine is pure, calorie free hydration with added electrolytes.

    *opening up "calorie free lemonade" stand in front of house*

    Bear Grylls Brand Lemonade!

    Lol! Did you see the one where he skinned a snake and then immediately filled it with urine to make a water bottle? That's how you become a real man now a days.

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