Good morning all!! A quote for daily reading. =0)

I seen this one this morning looking for my quote of the day...it was quite funny and thought I would share a smile or laugh with everyone today. Have a grand day! Cheers my friends!

Another diet

Author: bumcheeks

I've started a new diet,
I could eat a buttered rat!
I thought I'd better try it,
as I'm getting rather fat!
But I've stuck it two whole days now,
and I haven't lost a smidge,
I still look like a huge cow,
with one eye glued on the fridge.

I own some sexy knickers,
they used to fit me great,
but I scoffed 3 twelve inch pizza's
because the label said 'size 8'.

Guess I should see the bright side,
and be glad of my best bits,
'Cause I've got one thing that Kate Moss aint,
A cracking pair of t**s!