Which film is the above quote from?

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  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    Lol

    The outlaw josey Wales


    So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey *kitten* balls

    Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell *kitten* and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old *kitten*, and have brought your two little mincey *kitten* balls along for a good old time.

    But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no *kitten* here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman.

    Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns...

    And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine...Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... *kitten* off!
  • MrsBooBear
    MrsBooBear Posts: 12,618 Member
    Snatch - great film! :smiley:

    "I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon! "
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
    Robin Hood

    "Since when is being a slut a crime in this family?"
  • blondeinnj
    blondeinnj Posts: 3,215 Member
    Pratical magic

    It would be a privilege to have my heart broken by you
  • TheSunshineQueen
    TheSunshineQueen Posts: 276 Member
    The Fault In Our Stars!

    "Some people are just born with tragedy in their blood."
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
    Donnie Darko

    "All right then, run, lady, and you keep on running. Buy yourself a bus ticket and disappear. Change your name, dye your hair, get lost - and then maybe, just maybe, you're gonna be safe from me."
  • TassjaTamar
    TassjaTamar Posts: 1 Member
    Is that the long, hot summer??

    "Excuse me while I whip this out"
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
    Yes -- Long Hot Summer..........

    Blazing Saddles!

    "Are you crying? Are you crying? ARE YOU CRYING? There's no crying! THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!"
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
    A League of Their Own......1992

  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

    "Dancing's just a conversation between two people. Talk to me."
  • davesgalforever
    davesgalforever Posts: 220 Member
    Hope floats

    I'd rather fight with you than make love to anyone else.
  • dbrhs
    dbrhs Posts: 4 Member
    The wedding date

    The time to make up your mind about someone is never.
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
    The Philadelphia Story

    "He's too beautiful. He's too much twisted steel and sex appeal. I can't be with a guy that looks like I won him in a raffle."
  • transparentenigma
    transparentenigma Posts: 565 Member
    Always

    "I did it all for nothing
    I hurt my family
    You lost your job
    I did it all for NOTHING"
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    edited May 2015
    Dirty dancing

    "Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the a$s or the crotch?"
  • MissRheingold
    MissRheingold Posts: 2,013 Member
    Fight Club

    I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years!
  • WilliamHolloway350
    WilliamHolloway350 Posts: 30 Member
    Fight club! Awesome movie! Oh you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding.
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    The dark knight rises! What a movie!!

    "This red earth, it's in our skin. The Shona say the colour comes from all the blood that's been spilled fighting over the land. This is home. You'll never leave Africa."
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    Blood Diamond

    "That kid is *BACK* on the escalator again!"
  • Motivated_Liz
    Motivated_Liz Posts: 909 Member
    Mallrats

    "With great power comes great responsibility."
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    Spiderman?

    Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother####er, say what one more Goddamn time!
  • Motivated_Liz
    Motivated_Liz Posts: 909 Member
    Yes :)

    Pulp Fiction

    *kitten* being a hero. You know what you get for being a hero? Nothin'. You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah blah blah, attaboy. You get divorced. Your wife can't remember your last name. Your kids don't want to talk to you. You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me, kid, nobody wants to be that guy.
  • yasminbower1991
    yasminbower1991 Posts: 63 Member
    augold86 wrote: »
    Terminator!
    "The clown has no penis"

    Stepbrothers!
  • yasminbower1991
    yasminbower1991 Posts: 63 Member
    augold86 wrote: »
    I think it's called Airplanes?
    "Is butter a carb?"

    Mean girls
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    Where is the next quote?
  • Motivated_Liz
    Motivated_Liz Posts: 909 Member
    Yes, Spiderman:)

    Pulp Fiction

    ***** being a hero. You know what you get for being a hero? Nothin'. You get shot at. You get a little pat on the back, blah blah blah, attaboy. You get divorced. Your wife can't remember your last name. Your kids don't want to talk to you. You get to eat a lot of meals by yourself. Trust me, kid, nobody wants to be that guy.
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    Diehard 4?

    "Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"
  • Motivated_Liz
    Motivated_Liz Posts: 909 Member
    edited May 2015
    Yep.

    Braveheart

    "Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted."
  • jaatree
    jaatree Posts: 1,967 Member
    Along came polly! o:)

    "If they ever tell my story let them say that I walked with giants. Men rise and fall like the winter wheat, but these names will never die. Let them say I lived in the time of Hector, tamer of horses. Let them say I lived in the time of Achilles."
  • no_pink_skirts
    no_pink_skirts Posts: 914 Member
    Braveheart

    "So what's his name? Traci Shannon. Traci Shannon! That's not just a firsty, firsty it's also a girly girly. Dudes gotta be tough"
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