What annoys you about the person above?

unnatural disregard for flash flood warnings.

She's very careless with the nuclear launch codes.

Her smile's too damn cute!

She has better legs than me

I can't say anything mean she's adorable! I'm bad at this!

He won't kiss anyone

He's got better hair than me.

That's not true... I'm a butt man


... I'm annoyed that im not hiking with you and a few beers

I'll make an exception in your case

shes giving me the sex eyes and I cant do anything about it