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  • StrongAndHealthyMommy
    StrongAndHealthyMommy Posts: 1,255 Member
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    Eats dogs
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Is a secret agent for the Russian government
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    doesnt know how to ride
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    Is a flight attendant
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Drives a John Deere every day
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Receives a Dear John weekly! ;p
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
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    Writes a Dear John to kjm weekly and then writes him to take her back immediately.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
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    Is terrified by the color purple - Won't wear it, unless she's involved in an undercover eggplant investigation.
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
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    Hates younger women...
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
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    ashley1215 wrote: »
    Hates younger women...
    @ashley1215 totally understands older men. Additionally, she's been working hard on her tee shirt collection, which is an amazing aggregation of all white tees without any discernible markings or identifications; each shirt stolen from a different old man that she's met, and never spoken with after the theft.
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
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    I thought this was supposed to be a lie? B)
  • SherrieTrifle
    SherrieTrifle Posts: 148 Member
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    Does not intend on lifting those weights, just posing in front of them
  • Sirrunsalot75
    Sirrunsalot75 Posts: 370 Member
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    Forgot to put on her heels for this picture
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Has a hot pink thong and heels ..he wears in his *me* time :o
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
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    doesn't ever fart when lifting weights.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Goes out partying every night trying to find new men to add to her list
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
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    cooks dinner in the nude
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Will only eat food that is cooked in the nude, makes eat out impossible!

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