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  • StrongAndHealthyMommy
    StrongAndHealthyMommy Posts: 1,255 Member
    Eats dogs
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is a secret agent for the Russian government
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    doesnt know how to ride
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Is a flight attendant
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Drives a John Deere every day
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    Receives a Dear John weekly! ;p
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    Writes a Dear John to kjm weekly and then writes him to take her back immediately.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
    Is terrified by the color purple - Won't wear it, unless she's involved in an undercover eggplant investigation.
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    Hates younger women...
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
    ashley1215 wrote: »
    Hates younger women...
    @ashley1215 totally understands older men. Additionally, she's been working hard on her tee shirt collection, which is an amazing aggregation of all white tees without any discernible markings or identifications; each shirt stolen from a different old man that she's met, and never spoken with after the theft.
  • ashley1215
    ashley1215 Posts: 2,199 Member
    I thought this was supposed to be a lie? B)
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  • SherrieTrifle
    SherrieTrifle Posts: 148 Member
    Does not intend on lifting those weights, just posing in front of them
  • Sirrunsalot75
    Sirrunsalot75 Posts: 370 Member
    Forgot to put on her heels for this picture
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has a hot pink thong and heels ..he wears in his *me* time :o
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  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    doesn't ever fart when lifting weights.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Goes out partying every night trying to find new men to add to her list
  • cdcruizer05
    cdcruizer05 Posts: 1,006 Member
    cooks dinner in the nude
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Will only eat food that is cooked in the nude, makes eat out impossible!
  • dcaiani
    dcaiani Posts: 2,819 Member
    She listens to opera almost every day
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Keeps his pet turtle under his hat,
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Practices yodeling every day
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Holds the world record for most butt selfies.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    @Spnneil06 digs me! <-- blast from the past baby (waaay-back Wednesday)

    Is jealous of the world record held by @slimgirljo15 . @Spnneil06 had attempted to break/reset that record, but many of her Butt-Selfies were taken with her cell-phone still in her *kitten*-pocket without deliberate action resulting in the photos being found ineligible. In an effort to help, I'd offered to help with the judging, but I was rejected (OK, so I just hacked into the server to have a peek at so many "AsSelfies", and was reprimanded for my actions; just trying to help out :) )
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Served jail time for hacking to server to see our selfies.
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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    She bites really hard when she kisses. I was expecting something soft and sweet.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Always wanted it to be soft and sweet but I was giving it to her hard
  • eva_letsdance
    eva_letsdance Posts: 2,732 Member
    He is too rough and I am not into his slaps

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