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I want to be a MILF!!!

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  • Pam37841
    Pam37841 Posts: 286
    Oh dear, I seem to have missed the MILF boat :ohwell: >>sniff<<
    AILF doesn't quite have the same ring to it?

    LOL, Right there with ya. I don't know what it is either. Lets go with Muscular, Lighter and Fabulous!!! That sounds good to me. Count me in!

    Oh, I know what a MILF is (M-other I-'d L-ike to F-***... Um.... Fool around with shall we say?)
    I always MEANT to have kids, silly me I let time slip by and missed the boat.
    So I'll have to settle for being an A I L F (Aunt I'd Like to F____ )

    Oh OK :blushing: I think I will stick to my definition for modesty sake..LOL
  • WeightWatchen
    WeightWatchen Posts: 46
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    So I'll have to settle for being an A I L F (Aunt I'd Like to F____ )
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    It took me a while to figure out of an A was! lol Hey, that works too! Do you have dogs? See, you're a milf!!

    Thanks for the welcome everyone! Please add me!! <3
  • RoadDog
    RoadDog Posts: 2,946 Member
    I wanna be a FILTH (Father I'd Like To Hump)
  • missbp
    missbp Posts: 601 Member
    Me too! I think we should start a group?!?!?!

    Welcome!

    Michelle
  • nicolerah
    nicolerah Posts: 440 Member
    ahahaha.... what a title!!

    I had this problem after my first son (17 years ago) and over the years I've tried several options and nothing ever worked. I went out on a cruise ship to work about 4 years ago and after 6 months at sea, I came back the lightest I'd ever been in life (117 llbs).. Two and a half years ago, I had my daughter and now I'm back to be over-weight again....

    Honey, I'm with you in your journey...sending you a request now!!
  • MindiKat
    MindiKat Posts: 49
    I LOVE your title!! I'm shooting for GILF, as in grandma... one day now that my oldest is heading to college and the baby is starting high school. Hehehe.

    I actually got a compliment from one of the girls on campus when we did his tour. She asked if I was his friend and I said, no, I was his mother. She blushed and laughed and told me I was too pretty to be his mom. I thanked her. When I told my mom, she told the good thing about fat is that it fills out all the wrinkles!!!
  • Pam37841
    Pam37841 Posts: 286
    LOL, I am a GILF TOO! He He!!!
  • sassyfit04
    sassyfit04 Posts: 9
    I'd love to be a milf! Maybe I'll be able to break through this plateau that is sucking all my motivation.
  • auntiebabs
    auntiebabs Posts: 1,754 Member
    So I'll have to settle for being an A I L F (Aunt I'd Like to F____ )
    It took me a while to figure out of an A was! lol Hey, that works too! Do you have dogs? See, you're a milf!!

    Thanks for the welcome everyone! Please add me!! <3

    :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
    No, i am puppiless too.
    But I do have a dozen nieces & nephews to love to bits!
    :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched: :smooched:
  • chuku1981
    chuku1981 Posts: 34 Member
    LOL!

    A fun little socialogical observation,

    This thread has one of the highest "Views" to "replies" that I've ever seen. :ohwell:

    People really do love milfs. :smile:
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