I went Paleo and now I hate everything

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  • mom216
    mom216 Posts: 287 Member
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    LMAO!!!!!
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    Need2Exerc1se wrote: »
    Hilarious! I really never understand the whole "Paleo cookies" or any other type of dessert. You believe that cookies are bad, yet constantly search for a way to make justifiable cookies. Just don't eat cookies if you believe they are bad.


    An uneaten cookie is not doing its job right.
  • Charlie003
    Charlie003 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    missiontofitness wrote: »
    Peachiko87 wrote: »
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    Haha, no thanks.

    That looks like my cat's throw up when she doesn't like her dry food.


    Soo true.
  • jeffd247
    jeffd247 Posts: 319 Member
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    Charlie003 wrote: »
    missiontofitness wrote: »
    Peachiko87 wrote: »
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    Haha, no thanks.

    That looks like my cat's throw up when she doesn't like her dry food.


    Soo true.

    I wanted to ask if that was dog vomit... lol

  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,642 Member
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    missiontofitness wrote: »
    Peachiko87 wrote: »
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    Haha, no thanks.

    That looks like my cat's throw up when she doesn't like her dry food.

    looks like a ball made of Mexican rice and refried beans...

  • missiontofitness
    missiontofitness Posts: 4,074 Member
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    _John_ wrote: »
    missiontofitness wrote: »
    Peachiko87 wrote: »
    eab344cc_1._18215102606_0aacd854b9_z.xxxlarge.jpg

    Haha, no thanks.

    That looks like my cat's throw up when she doesn't like her dry food.

    looks like a ball made of Mexican rice and refried beans...

    With some cheddar cheese squished in there for good measure.
  • jmule24
    jmule24 Posts: 1,404 Member
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    YES!!!!! Now that was funny!!!!!!!!!!!

  • mk2fit
    mk2fit Posts: 730 Member
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    Thanks for the laugh @evileen99! You made my day.
  • Clo747
    Clo747 Posts: 112 Member
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    As my eight year old would say, "That was hilar-ee!"
  • 999tigger
    999tigger Posts: 5,235 Member
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    The title made me lol, even before i read it.
  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
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    I'm not a paleo eater, but that article accurately sums up pretty much every experience I've had trying to make treats with protein powder.
  • andympanda
    andympanda Posts: 763 Member
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    Glad to know it is not just guys who do stupid thing because they are thinking with their genitalia.
  • Wheelhouse15
    Wheelhouse15 Posts: 5,575 Member
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    kgeyser wrote: »
    I'm not a paleo eater, but that article accurately sums up pretty much every experience I've had trying to make treats with protein powder.

    I've made some great peanut butter, oatmeal and protein powder balls.
  • AbsoluteTara79
    AbsoluteTara79 Posts: 266 Member
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    So much yes...Pinterest LIES about the tastiness of any treat that is not the real thing.
  • kgeyser
    kgeyser Posts: 22,505 Member
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    Wheelhouse15 wrote: »
    kgeyser wrote: »
    I'm not a paleo eater, but that article accurately sums up pretty much every experience I've had trying to make treats with protein powder.

    I've made some great peanut butter, oatmeal and protein powder balls.

    People keep telling me such things exist, but somehow everything I make ends up tasting like I left an unwashed protein shaker sitting in my gym bag for three days. Occasionally I still get this wild idea that this time, protein powder and greek yogurt will create a delectable super protein snack. It creates sludge that tastes like feet, every time.
  • FitStrongHealthy
    FitStrongHealthy Posts: 220 Member
    edited June 2015
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    OMG I laughed so hard, now I'm getting crazy looks in the office lol. Wonderful read, thank you @evileen99.
    The cookies look exactly the same before they are digested as after. They are eternal and unchanging. As time passes, they don't decline in quality or taste because they can't. They've already started out at theoretical zero on that scale. I weep as I take a bite. These cookies will outlive me unless I destroy them.
    ^^^^My favorite lines lol
  • Wheelhouse15
    Wheelhouse15 Posts: 5,575 Member
    edited June 2015
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    kgeyser wrote: »
    Wheelhouse15 wrote: »
    kgeyser wrote: »
    I'm not a paleo eater, but that article accurately sums up pretty much every experience I've had trying to make treats with protein powder.

    I've made some great peanut butter, oatmeal and protein powder balls.

    People keep telling me such things exist, but somehow everything I make ends up tasting like I left an unwashed protein shaker sitting in my gym bag for three days. Occasionally I still get this wild idea that this time, protein powder and greek yogurt will create a delectable super protein snack. It creates sludge that tastes like feet, every time.

    I'm not even going to speculate how you know that it taste like those things. ;)
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
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    I signed up for these weekly meal plans through a Groupon one time, and they would send you a weeks worth of regular meals, paleo meals, heart healthy meals, etc. Every week I would look at the paleo recipes and think, "that doesn't looks so bad, I bet it would be good with mashed potatoes, or pasta, or bread".

    I just don't get it, but this article made me LOL
  • trinatrina1984
    trinatrina1984 Posts: 1,018 Member
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    Haha this is great!
  • shrinkingletters
    shrinkingletters Posts: 1,008 Member
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    That was fantastic. It reminded me of that one time a "friend" took me to a "raw" "dessert" shop.

    I just couldn't.

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