If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

buy her a lifetime free coffee pass and create it right there if it doesn't exist

Let's blow Starbucks and go to Duncan Donuts!

appreciates all the female patrons sticking dollar bills in my undies, but i am not a stripper - kay?

What about a cake?

CharlieMurtagh wrote: »

Sure, why not splash out lol

Damn she's hot!

Help her with her bags. I'm sure she might need it. Then go on to my destination. I don't drink coffee except when I'm having brunch.

I'd ask "haven't I seen you on the MFP boards?"

Tonydevolanii wrote: »

do you ever leave this cafeteria

Not you again!

Tonydevolanii wrote: »

call security

I am security

Ask for sugar