Award ideas, MFP seems like the perfect place

kshadows
kshadows Posts: 1,315 Member
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I play on a co-ed softball league and the team captain has charged me with the awards ceremony for the end of the season (we're doing it for fun). I have a couple of the "most dedicated, best sportsman", etc and then a few sillier ones ("Best while intoxicated", most likely to be hungover tomorrow, etc) but I need to come up with 17 total so every player can get one.

Hit me with your suggestions...funny, inappropriate, serious, whatever.

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  • JSurita2
    JSurita2 Posts: 1,304 Member
    Brunt of all Jokes award
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    "Since Everybody Had To Get A Trophy" trophy.
  • agal129
    agal129 Posts: 215 Member
    Most Likely to hit a home run

    Best player that would "take one for the team"

    Single File Award - for keeping everyone in line (perhaps the team captain or base coach would get this one)

    P's & Q's award - for best manners

    Perfect Attendance award - for somebody that never missed a practice or game

    Best Pop Fly Catcher

    Coolest Cat - somebody that wears sunglasses a lot

    Punny Award - for somebody who is funny and jokes around

    Most Likely to Slide in to Base

    My way or the Highway award - somebody who is likely to argue the umpire's call

    Miss or Mr. Punctuality - somebody who is NEVER late

    Happy Camper Award - somebody who always has a smile on his/her face and doesn't get down



  • Gogo_Zowie
    Gogo_Zowie Posts: 15 Member
    Best Stunt ( somebody that always falls or something)

    Most likely to receive the ball/bat in the face. ( If i was a part of your team I'll definitly win that one)

    The Flash Award ( for the fastest runner)

    The Peter Pan Award ( the one who always catches the ball mid-air)






  • for_ever_young66
    for_ever_young66 Posts: 2,877 Member
    Klutz award (for the one who committed most errors)
  • andympanda
    andympanda Posts: 763 Member
    Master batter, just don't leave out the space between the words.
  • kshadows
    kshadows Posts: 1,315 Member
    Hahaha these are great!! Thank you!
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    • Most likely to be ejected from the game
    • Most likely to get to first base with each other (did anyone on the co-ed team hook up during the season?)
    • Most likely to be hit by a pitch...on purpose
    • Cleanest uniform at the end of the season
    • Dirtiest uniform at the end of the season
    • Bar of Soap Award (for the player most likely to use foul language)
    • Odor Eaters Award (for the player with the stinkiest cleats)
  • kshadows
    kshadows Posts: 1,315 Member
    Evidently I'll be winning the "most injuries/bruises" award this season :/ hahaha

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