If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

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  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
    RNGRZulu wrote: »
    ilfaith wrote: »
    I would offer to share my muffin with him.
    Pretend I'm still hungry after the cake pop and hot cocoa I just had.

    Do I get the top or bottom?

    Wonder how @ilfaith stays in shape eating muffins.
  • BigEdge
    BigEdge Posts: 1,754 Member
    hope that @ilfaith would share her muffin with me also :p
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Buy him his own Muffin and make him share with me! ;)
  • TigerLilly98a
    TigerLilly98a Posts: 1,051 Member
    RNGRZulu wrote: »
    Ask him if he realized that @TigerLilly98a just heard him ask out @Badger_Girl99

    And now he's on the fecal roster.

    ROFL.....it's ok I knew I wasn't good enough for @paddles34
  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
    Get our coffee and go shopping.
  • TigerLilly98a
    TigerLilly98a Posts: 1,051 Member
    sweetandsassyred wrote: »
    Get our coffee and go shopping.

    And get into trouble
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
    Mmmm
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    Mmmm

    Wonders if it's all that coffee that changed her appearance...
  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
    Make some small talk and then...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Ask her what she was planning with RNGRZ ;)
  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
    Nothing Fabulous. It turns out he wouldn't give me the time of day. :'( So how would you like to go shopping with me to ease my pain lol. O.k. I just want to go shopping.
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
    sweetandsassyred wrote: »
    Nothing Fabulous. It turns out he wouldn't give me the time of day. :'( So how would you like to go shopping with me to ease my pain lol. O.k. I just want to go shopping.

    It's just after 3 here.
    Time for shopping and coffee...
  • TigerLilly98a
    TigerLilly98a Posts: 1,051 Member
    I'll go shopping with you
  • GDLAZ
    GDLAZ Posts: 3,784 Member
    Order a double-shot of espresso and talk really fast...
  • Winston817
    Winston817 Posts: 1,335 Member
    Have a 3rd espresso and talk even faster
  • TigerLilly98a
    TigerLilly98a Posts: 1,051 Member
    Encourage him to slow down so he doesn't have a heart attack
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    watch as she sips
  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
    Smack him on the butt and run.
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
    Look at what kind of shoes she's wearing better not be Birkenstocks
  • RNGRZulu
    RNGRZulu Posts: 3,964 Member
    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    Look at what kind of shoes she's wearing better not be Birkenstocks

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  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    sweetandsassyred wrote: »
    Smack him on the butt and run.

    regret that she left so soon ;)

  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    edited June 2015
    Start a fight and have a straight up man brawl right in front of all the hipsters. Then I would pay for his coffee.
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    GFitMan wrote: »
    watch as she sips

    Just a little creepy.

  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
    RNGRZulu wrote: »
    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    Look at what kind of shoes she's wearing better not be Birkenstocks

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    I don't even know what kind of shoes Birkenstocks are to be quite honest with you. I'm hoping she just meant I shouldn't run in them. I don't want to get into a cat fight with anyone.
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    that sounds cool - let's do it - bets on how many actually leave thier lattes behind
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
    would help if i could spell
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    sweetandsassyred wrote: »
    RNGRZulu wrote: »
    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    Look at what kind of shoes she's wearing better not be Birkenstocks

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    I don't even know what kind of shoes Birkenstocks are to be quite honest with you. I'm hoping she just meant I shouldn't run in them. I don't want to get into a cat fight with anyone.

    The percentage of people wearing birkenstocks is going to be slightly skewed in a coffee shop. She was just playing the statistics.

    They are basically hipster kicks.

  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,597 Member
    There would also be a much higher percentage of people wearing fedoras in a coffee shop as well..oh and hand-me-down knit sweaters oh and the smell of a thrift store oh and Apple products.
  • Crhan05
    Crhan05 Posts: 1,608 Member
    Ask him how he wants it. His coffee..
  • Tenmidwest
    Tenmidwest Posts: 1,369 Member
    ask her if she likes hers black?

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