If you saw the person above in a coffee shop, what would you do?

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  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
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    sweetandsassyred wrote: »
    Smack him on the butt and run.

    regret that she left so soon ;)

  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,599 Member
    edited June 2015
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    Start a fight and have a straight up man brawl right in front of all the hipsters. Then I would pay for his coffee.
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,599 Member
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    GFitMan wrote: »
    watch as she sips

    Just a little creepy.

  • sweetandsassyred
    sweetandsassyred Posts: 1,607 Member
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    RNGRZulu wrote: »
    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    Look at what kind of shoes she's wearing better not be Birkenstocks

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    I don't even know what kind of shoes Birkenstocks are to be quite honest with you. I'm hoping she just meant I shouldn't run in them. I don't want to get into a cat fight with anyone.
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
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    that sounds cool - let's do it - bets on how many actually leave thier lattes behind
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
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    would help if i could spell
  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,599 Member
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    sweetandsassyred wrote: »
    RNGRZulu wrote: »
    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    Look at what kind of shoes she's wearing better not be Birkenstocks

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    I don't even know what kind of shoes Birkenstocks are to be quite honest with you. I'm hoping she just meant I shouldn't run in them. I don't want to get into a cat fight with anyone.

    The percentage of people wearing birkenstocks is going to be slightly skewed in a coffee shop. She was just playing the statistics.

    They are basically hipster kicks.

  • headofphat
    headofphat Posts: 1,599 Member
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    There would also be a much higher percentage of people wearing fedoras in a coffee shop as well..oh and hand-me-down knit sweaters oh and the smell of a thrift store oh and Apple products.
  • Crhan05
    Crhan05 Posts: 1,608 Member
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    Ask him how he wants it. His coffee..
  • Tenmidwest
    Tenmidwest Posts: 1,369 Member
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    ask her if she likes hers black?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Ask him am I wrong for using creamer? ;p
  • TigerLilly98a
    TigerLilly98a Posts: 1,051 Member
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    Maybe a little sugar
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    Tease her for using sugar
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Tell him I like it sweet!
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    Tell her fine and give her a little sugar
  • shoppingmaniac86
    shoppingmaniac86 Posts: 2,067 Member
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    Pretend like he's not there
  • salstg
    salstg Posts: 504 Member
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    Buy her a cup.
  • GFitMan
    GFitMan Posts: 6,767 Member
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    shoppingmaniac86 wrote: »
    Pretend like he's not there

    offer her some sugar

  • Crhan05
    Crhan05 Posts: 1,608 Member
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    Ask for a muffin
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
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    Give her part of my muffin.

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