Joke: Flies in the kitchen

Lazyboy09
Lazyboy09 Posts: 190 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
Man to wife: I've just swatted five flies. Three male and two female.

Wife: How can you tell?

Man: Three were on the beer and two were on the phone.

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  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
    Ahh a Virginia boy, you'll like this one:

    Why do they have a cake at a West Virginia wedding?
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    Too keep the flies off the bride...
  • chefchazz
    chefchazz Posts: 427 Member
    lol, both funny!!
  • rmsrws
    rmsrws Posts: 639 Member
    A husband and wife were having there morning coffee together, when he decides to tell her with a serious look on his face, "Honey, when I pass away I want you to sell all my belongings, I don't wan't you to keep any of it around!"

    The wife being puzzled asked"Why is that, Dear?"

    Husband replies " Well, I don't want some "a**hole using my things, if you decide to remarry!"

    The wife with a sheepish grin on her face replies" What makes you think I'd marry another a**hole!"
  • hpsnickers1
    hpsnickers1 Posts: 2,783 Member
    A husband and wife were having there morning coffee together, when he decides to tell her with a serious look on his face, "Honey, when I pass away I want you to sell all my belongings, I don't wan't you to keep any of it around!"

    The wife being puzzled asked"Why is that, Dear?"

    Husband replies " Well, I don't want some "a**hole using my things, if you decide to remarry!"

    The wife with a sheepish grin on her face replies" What makes you think I'd marry another a**hole!"

    LOVE IT!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
  • AngelaPowPowPOW
    AngelaPowPowPOW Posts: 293
    A husband and wife were having there morning coffee together, when he decides to tell her with a serious look on his face, "Honey, when I pass away I want you to sell all my belongings, I don't wan't you to keep any of it around!"

    The wife being puzzled asked"Why is that, Dear?"

    Husband replies " Well, I don't want some "a**hole using my things, if you decide to remarry!"

    The wife with a sheepish grin on her face replies" What makes you think I'd marry another a**hole!"
    Ha ha! Awesome!
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