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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    His cat begged me to take her in because he kept eating all the cat food and crapping in her box.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She was a Sucker and always believed every story that her cats told her! thats why she has 32!
  • SJMask89
    SJMask89 Posts: 69 Member
    Thinks she can talk to cats...
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Fatty
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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He thinks it's very unjust that he is not at the top of that crush list
  • SJMask89
    SJMask89 Posts: 69 Member
    Srsly though can I have my cat back?
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    I don't know, can you change your ways?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    He Did time for Stealing the neighborhood cats It was habitual and he never learned his lesson!
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    She's not a natural red head... the baby blues are fake too.
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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He shaved his head bald and painted it white for Bastille Day. That's him celebrating in his profile pic.
  • ah5564
    ah5564 Posts: 4 Member
    Has 3 cats, called Medea, Diogenes and Tracey.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She ate my fourth cat, Percy, for dinner. She also lied about the amount of calories he registered. And she cooked him in butter.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She would sell her cats to the Okinawans when she got tired of them! :o
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    her morning breath is stockpiled in canisters for use by the US government in interrogating terrorists.
  • kjrichardson521
    kjrichardson521 Posts: 14 Member
    Only eats 4 crackers a :'( day.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    edited July 2015
    Is the head of an agency devoted to setting up a government run by cats.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited July 2015
    Works on the MFP staff and is currently assigned to the food verification task in a quality control capacity, where he reviews all entries before they are awarded their little green shield with the validation check-mark signifying that the food entry is 100% accurate.

    Sadly, @Michael_Lucas has an unhealthy obsession with the "Nutribullet" and similar liquefying/pulverizing smoothie-blenders which has found its way into some of his MFP work products. For example, @Michael_Lucas is particularly proud of this MFP-original, fully verified entry for a "pour-able hot dog": http://www.myfitnesspal.com/food/update_nutrition_facts/199183174?date=2015-07-07&show_controls=true
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    Is inarticulate
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
    Never been to a gym
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    This guy steals from Peter to pay Paul!
  • mjgrin
    mjgrin Posts: 883 Member
    Literally has an eye in the back of her head.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    @mjgrin is quite pleased with Alaska's recently invoked legalization of marijuana... After all, why else would her username here me "MJ Grin" ??
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  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Wears these types of "Man-Spanx" garments to address unsightly flab issues.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Starred on The Hot Spot with Don Johnson and Virginia Madsen!
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Will do anything...ANYTHING to get a free doughnut.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Was recently seen purchasing several dozen day-old doughnuts for unspecified uses.

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