What is the person above hiding in their closet?

...some things cannot be unseen...that is quite possibly the kinkiest closet contents ever

Igor

Magic wand collection and his tutu's

Gee your hair smells terrific shampoo

You've been in my closet

Spare bicycle parts

17 cannisters of Tang, 4 M-80's from 1982, 7 fleshlights, a 1-gallon jug of Jergens, bungee cords, a priate flag, and a bonsai tree.

so many yoga mats

Cut up body parts of her ex, but his "soul pole" in that bucket behind her. Not sure why.. hmm