Story time
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Today I went..0
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to die alone0
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Chunky dunking in...0
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the battered seadog0
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With a spade0
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When suddenly I0
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Started to dance0
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With no music,
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Made some up0
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The beat was...0
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Going boom boom0
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And clap clap0
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Had a seizure0
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Took some Klonopin0
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and drooled everywhere0
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when he awoke0
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he thought, "Hey"0
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I could go for some doughnuts right now!0
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