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MFP crushes
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I crush on Tbonz9220
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not_satisfied wrote: »
does that mean I should feel special since you called me that?_Captivated_ wrote: »
Of course not. I don't call just anyone a slut.
Uh... no.
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I need to narrow my crush list. the spreadsheet is getting too hard to manage0
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I'm feeling the need to crush...crush hard...0
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I'm liking those teeth
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Jonesingmucho wrote: »I'm feeling the need to crush...crush hard...
So much for narrowing my list, it just keeps growing
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@EmpireApple such an amazing man and friend0
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Have me a Lil crush on Nomad and JRoeder
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I'm thinking...maybe...keep it on the DL.0
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FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »Have me a Lil crush on Nomad and JRoeder
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not_satisfied wrote: »
If a slut was crushing on you would you be flattered or disgusted?_Captivated_ wrote: »not_satisfied wrote: »
does that mean I should feel special since you called me that?_Captivated_ wrote: »
Of course not. I don't call just anyone a slut.
Uh... no.
Disgusted. What's special about that? Nothing, that's what.
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I meandered in here ... I got lost on my way to Uncrushables...0
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^^^^ Me thinks you in the correct thread0
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not_satisfied wrote: »
It's like I don't even know you anymore._Captivated_ wrote: »not_satisfied wrote: »
If a slut was crushing on you would you be flattered or disgusted?_Captivated_ wrote: »not_satisfied wrote: »
does that mean I should feel special since you called me that?_Captivated_ wrote: »
Of course not. I don't call just anyone a slut.
Uh... no.
Disgusted. What's special about that? Nothing, that's what.
I know when I'm not wanted. I'm going back to uncrushables. Stay Away Cap!
:huh:
You can't. People crush on you all the time.
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leut_underpants wrote: »determined_ella wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »
wow you must be on a serious mission if you are removing your socks! 
oh or should i get the measuring tape!? is this where you are going to prove that big feet =... Um....big socks? ;p
Or are we adding a bed... subtracting clothes... times by 300 headboard slams?
What you don't know is that the socks weren't on my feet. Disappointed yet? :bigsmile:
So if your socks weren't on your feet i take it you had two posh wanks and made a surrender flag from your pole!? 0 -
Gracious Ella. Posh? Wank? Are we British? I crush on anything British. Or with a potty mouth.....0
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Gracious Ella. Posh? Wank? Are we British? I crush on anything British. Or with a potty mouth..... probably wouldn't put gracious and My name together but yeah... Unless of course you were shocked and said gracious! Lol ;p i made bad terms into more polite or appropriate words don't you think lol 0
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leut_underpants wrote: »determined_ella wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »determined_ella wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: » wow you must be on a serious mission if you are removing your socks! oh or should i get the measuring tape!? is this where you are going to prove that big feet =... Um....big socks? ;p
Or are we adding a bed... subtracting clothes... times by 300 headboard slams?
What you don't know is that the socks weren't on my feet. Disappointed yet? :bigsmile:
So if your socks weren't on your feet i take it you had two posh wanks and made a surrender flag from your pole!?
It's not everyday I learn a new term from somebody 18 years younger. Well done, filthy woman. :blushing: what's age when it's at home? My ex was older lol and your welcome 
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That's my dirty girl.....@ella. ...I hadn't realised those terms not used everywhere....
They wank in australia too
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what is it with everyone tonight, was horny juice passed out at breakfast?0
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Yep...didn't you get any ?0
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