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  • Hypnogogic
    Hypnogogic Posts: 282 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    dandovic wrote: »
    i hate uptown funk:)
    I havent a clue what this means!

    @Hypno- He hangs out with The Clown Posse so he can hit on the Lady Clowns!

    I thought we were supposed to post lies.

    @dandvoic- Wears shorts and no shirt 24/7, including job interviews and funerals.
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
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    Sucks toothpaste straight out of the tube!!!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    Was once attacked by Frogs during an outing!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Likes to chase frogs and eat them
  • Kerrbearkelly
    Kerrbearkelly Posts: 57 Member
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    Holds onto a dolls head, for luck
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    Is responsible for cat pictures on the internet.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    he teaches expensive seminars on cowboy skills, including how to suck the poison out of a snakebite, and how to cook a really awesome pot of beans over the campfire. But the ugly secret? he's from NEW YORK CITY!!!!!
  • aPiratesLife31
    aPiratesLife31 Posts: 1,119 Member
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    Is a former sailing navigator on one of my crews and kept getting us wet as we sailed!
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
    edited July 2015
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    Was the captain of the Exxon Valdez
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    He saved that duck from an oil slick, and now he has its undying devotion. It promised to grant him three wishes, but so far has not come through with that.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    She was the girl who turned into the giant blueberry in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. She never told how the oompa loompas got her back to regular size, but since that day she has been extremely scared of little people.
  • AuburnAmazon
    AuburnAmazon Posts: 126 Member
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    He's searching for a really amazing duck à l'orange recipe...
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    She has a lifetime ban from all Disneylands for trying to steal the robots from the It's a small world ride.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Stole that duck from a neighbours kid
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
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    wants to eat his duck
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Dresses up and becomes lola the vegas show girl after dark
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    Hates innuendo. Goes against her conservative nature.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Hates conservatives, only believes in extreme liberalism
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,773 Member
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    the broke the world record for gorilla bating in '78

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