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  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    She was the girl who turned into the giant blueberry in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. She never told how the oompa loompas got her back to regular size, but since that day she has been extremely scared of little people.
  • AuburnAmazon
    AuburnAmazon Posts: 126 Member
    He's searching for a really amazing duck à l'orange recipe...
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  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    She has a lifetime ban from all Disneylands for trying to steal the robots from the It's a small world ride.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Stole that duck from a neighbours kid
  • siport
    siport Posts: 7,429 Member
    wants to eat his duck
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Dresses up and becomes lola the vegas show girl after dark
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Hates innuendo. Goes against her conservative nature.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Hates conservatives, only believes in extreme liberalism
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    the broke the world record for gorilla bating in '78
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Rides a tricycle to work
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    thinks sex is disgusting!
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Developing a new language to replace English and has been gradually introducing this new language into his societal interactions. Thus far, adoption has been rather slow, leaving @Mr_Stabbems feeling a bit awkward at times.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Lol..that could be true...depends on the partner .....
    Is a nun who lives a solitary existance in a tibetan monastery
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Runs with scissors.
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Developing a new language to replace English and has been gradually introducing this new language into his societal interactions. Thus far, adoption has been rather slow, leaving @Mr_Stabbems feeling a bit awkward at times.

    :D i'm nevah awkward, i embrace the embarrassment
  • AuburnAmazon
    AuburnAmazon Posts: 126 Member
    He's a mad genius who lives in solitude. Having developed a vaccine that makes the body impervious to harmful pathogens, he waits for the world to descend into chemical warfare so that he can laugh safely from his lair, free from fear of disease.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's been trying to clone Mr Stabbems' vaccine so she can start a chemical warfare then save the world and become a Hero!
  • rontafoya
    rontafoya Posts: 365 Member
    It's a man, baby! :p
  • AuburnAmazon
    AuburnAmazon Posts: 126 Member
    He works really hard on his back and takes pictures from behind because a witch cursed him and removed his face.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's naturally a Raven head!
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    only eat's seedless kiwis
  • AuburnAmazon
    AuburnAmazon Posts: 126 Member
    She's a mannequin come to life to see what life is like for humans.
  • musclegood_fatbad
    musclegood_fatbad Posts: 9,809 Member
    Is a very unhappy person.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    My previous posts are not showing up when I check back. :#
    AuburnAmazon wrote: »
    She's a mannequin come to life to see what life is like for humans.

    She's not very flexible
  • rontafoya
    rontafoya Posts: 365 Member
    She added the hair colors in post-production...
  • theyalwayscomeback
    theyalwayscomeback Posts: 23 Member
    tastes everyone's food in the breakroom at work
  • rontafoya
    rontafoya Posts: 365 Member
    LOL, caught me by planting ex-lax chocolates in the fridge at work. I ate them...uh oh... ;)
  • AuburnAmazon
    AuburnAmazon Posts: 126 Member
    She has a third nipple.
  • rontafoya
    rontafoya Posts: 365 Member
    So does she...

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