Where is the application for an MFP Moderator position?

_incogNEATo_
_incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Seeking a position with My Fitness Pal as a moderator. Please contact @_incogNEATo_ via PM or posting on this thread with information about becoming a Moderator.
Resume Includes:
Basic knowledge of the guidelines for posting.
Loosely follows said guidelines, but willing to clean up my act for a position.
Currently issues "citizens citations" for offenders
Often will post links and references for guidelines when posts are out of line

Thank you in advance.
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  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    I'll vote for you!
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  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    Looking for more suggestions.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I volunteered as tribute a long time ago when they were asking for active users...they had their chance to shut me up...
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    edited July 2015
    I have been working as admin and moderate of discussion boards, back to BBS, and Pine Chat system since the 80's, including several well-known, high volume forums of late. I have social media certification in:
    • Grammar Nazism
    • Politically Corrected Statement Propagation
    • Mediation and Masturbat1on.
    • Giving !337 F|_|><
    • GIF Battle
    • Quote Trimming - Master level
    • Winning Passive Aggressive Arguments
    • IB4TL Techniques as Forum Creed.
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  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
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  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    Looking for more information please. Thanks in advance!
  • wizzybeth
    wizzybeth Posts: 3,574 Member
    Why would you put this in fun and games? I think you failed your first moderator test. :open_mouth:
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    Why would you put this in fun and games? I think you failed your first moderator test. :open_mouth:

    Do you have a suggestion... or??
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    Why would you put this in fun and games? I think you failed your first moderator test. :open_mouth:

    Do you have a suggestion... or??

    or what? boobs?
  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
    Send $100 to my paypal and ill put in a good word for you
  • skahtboi
    skahtboi Posts: 7,804 Member
    Send $100 to my paypal and ill put in a good word for you

    Why not use a currency that is worth something? Like oh, say a bit coin!! :D
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
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  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    ^^^We're getting closer I think. At least you came with some documentation.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
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    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
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  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    edited July 2015
    To the user above:
    12. No Profane, Vulgar, Sexually Explicit or Illegal Images

    All images on the site, including all profile pictures and images posted in the forums, should be work-place friendly. While we reserve the right to remove any photo we feel is inappropriate, here are some partial guidelines as to what is not acceptable:

    - no nudity
    - no underwear, thongs, g-strings, or banana hammocks
    - no pants or shorts worn mid-hip or below (no saggers)
    - no photos in which hands or objects are the only bodily covering
    - no excessive cleavage (if you would wear it to work, it’s probably OK)
    - no close-up shots of cleavage, butt, breasts or crotch in any state of dress
    - no hateful or violent imagery
    - no images containing profanity or vulgarity
    If you are photographing yourself to demonstrate successful weight loss, tight fitting spandex is a great way to show the change in your shape, while still abiding by these guidelines. Photos altered to present inaccurate weight-loss results are prohibited. Please keep the experience at MyFitnessPal encouraging by keeping your "success" photos authentic.
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    To the user above:
    12. No Profane, Vulgar, Sexually Explicit or Illegal Images

    All images on the site, including all profile pictures and images posted in the forums, should be work-place friendly. While we reserve the right to remove any photo we feel is inappropriate, here are some partial guidelines as to what is not acceptable:

    - no nudity
    - no underwear, thongs, g-strings, or banana hammocks
    - no pants or shorts worn mid-hip or below (no saggers)
    - no photos in which hands or objects are the only bodily covering
    - no excessive cleavage (if you would wear it to work, it’s probably OK)
    - no close-up shots of cleavage, butt, breasts or crotch in any state of dress
    - no hateful or violent imagery
    - no images containing profanity or vulgarity
    If you are photographing yourself to demonstrate successful weight loss, tight fitting spandex is a great way to show the change in your shape, while still abiding by these guidelines. Photos altered to present inaccurate weight-loss results are prohibited. Please keep the experience at MyFitnessPal encouraging by keeping your "success" photos authentic.

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  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    I'll serve as honorary moderator until they put the title under my name to make it official.
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    To the user above:
    12. No Profane, Vulgar, Sexually Explicit or Illegal Images

    All images on the site, including all profile pictures and images posted in the forums, should be work-place friendly. While we reserve the right to remove any photo we feel is inappropriate, here are some partial guidelines as to what is not acceptable:

    - no nudity
    - no underwear, thongs, g-strings, or banana hammocks
    - no pants or shorts worn mid-hip or below (no saggers)
    - no photos in which hands or objects are the only bodily covering
    - no excessive cleavage (if you would wear it to work, it’s probably OK)
    - no close-up shots of cleavage, butt, breasts or crotch in any state of dress
    - no hateful or violent imagery
    - no images containing profanity or vulgarity
    If you are photographing yourself to demonstrate successful weight loss, tight fitting spandex is a great way to show the change in your shape, while still abiding by these guidelines. Photos altered to present inaccurate weight-loss results are prohibited. Please keep the experience at MyFitnessPal encouraging by keeping your "success" photos authentic.

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  • Cynthiamr2015
    Cynthiamr2015 Posts: 161 Member
    So are you really hiring or is this a joke? :smiley:
  • MommysLittleMeatball
    MommysLittleMeatball Posts: 2,064 Member
    So are you really hiring or is this a joke? :smiley:

    Nope! They're totally hiring! Submit your resume! ^^application is above. Good luck!
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    So are you really hiring or is this a joke? :smiley:

    It hasn't been made official yet. I've got my eyes on you though.
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    edited July 2015
    Never put anyone who wants to be in charge of something in charge of it. Power doesn't corrupt as much as the corrupt seek power.
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    NEATo-I think it's way more interesting when you just assume power, that has not been granted to you. Carry on. But, one who is truly standing In power might really only care about the rules in an effort to bend and warp them.....
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