Caloric Mind Game Challenge!

2chubby4now
2chubby4now Posts: 93 Member
edited September 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
Here are some caloric mind games I have succumb to. :D

1. If somebody else opens the bag/box of the high calorie food it is not your fault and therefore, it does not count. No guilt!

2. If no one SEES you eat it, then there are no calories to count.

3. I eat. Therefore, I am hungry.

4. When out for dinner. Order a salad and "taste" what other people have ordered. The samples are small and since they are off other people's plates they are not your calories! Thus, you can pretty much eat a meal with no caloric intake. You just had a salad! Brilliant! * note: only works if eating with others who are willing to allow you to raid their plates.

5. Try not to think about what you just put in your mouth. It is not really there. Thus you did not eat it and therefore, there are no calories!

6. You must accept food offerings when at work or family functions. It would be ill mannered not to!

Anyone have any other ones to add? Go for it!

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  • CuteAndCurvy83
    CuteAndCurvy83 Posts: 570 Member
    If you pray for your food it has no calories!
  • Kathy11174
    Kathy11174 Posts: 82
    When you are cooking for someone else and taste test to make sure that it is good, it does not count!

    I like this thread you have some good excuses!!! Ok not good as in good to use but good as in I never thought of that but am guilty of some!!
  • wanderingwest
    wanderingwest Posts: 42
    Since my four year old didn't finish her grilled cheese sandwich and I don't want to waste food... what calories?
  • mmiiaa
    mmiiaa Posts: 171 Member
    What are you talking about? I DEFINITELY only ate the recommended serving size. Yes, I understand the whole bag is gone. There were seriously only 14 chips in there!
  • Tzavush
    Tzavush Posts: 389 Member
    1. If you eat the chocolate bar with a diet coke, they cancel each other out.
    2. If the cookies/chips/candy/chocolate are broken, the calories escape
    3. If you are eating while ill, its for therapeutic reasons therefore no caloric impact.
  • 2chubby4now
    2chubby4now Posts: 93 Member
    These are great! I love them! Counting Calories = must have a sense of humour!
  • lorisowers
    lorisowers Posts: 64
    Something my friend said at Church camp last week.

    We had a chocolate bar wrapped with a prayer saying on it, so my friend said,"Its a gift from GOD, so the calories don't count right."
  • 2chubby4now
    2chubby4now Posts: 93 Member
    Love it! Absolute truth!
  • aamb
    aamb Posts: 377 Member
    if you are standing up when you eat something.. it has no calories
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