You know you're old when...

trouserchili
trouserchili Posts: 42
edited September 27 in Chit-Chat
...you find your first gray eyebrow hair. That was this morning. Sigh.

*crawls over into corner and sobs quietly*

Tell me yours. Misery loves company.
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  • fitniknik
    fitniknik Posts: 713 Member
    Its a bad one...

    You cant drink 2 nights in a row anymore LOL! :drinker:
  • K1Teacher
    K1Teacher Posts: 324 Member
    Lol!

    ....when you can't sleep past 7. Grrrr....
  • BryanAir
    BryanAir Posts: 434
    You hire someone who was born the year you graduated from high school.
  • millerll
    millerll Posts: 873 Member
    You turn on the radio to your favorite oldies station, and they're playing the theme song from your prom. What the????
  • dracobaby82
    dracobaby82 Posts: 380 Member
    When you are tired or in bed by 9
  • mrrodriguez
    mrrodriguez Posts: 158
    You fall asleep in the movie theatre!:laugh:
  • dognana
    dognana Posts: 10
    your new doctor looks younger than your grandson!
  • sandrapops
    sandrapops Posts: 4 Member
    Your son doesn't know how to actually "roll" down a window.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    I refuse to get old. CrossedArms.gif
  • ronniesgirl1982
    ronniesgirl1982 Posts: 103
    When your 17 year old brother posts a status about having left school a year ago - 2 days after your 29th Birthday! lol
  • Nancyhusanu
    Nancyhusanu Posts: 65
    When every other sentence in a conversation with your teenagers is "What does that mean?"!!:indifferent:
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    When you need an extra large pill holder.
  • Breckgirl
    Breckgirl Posts: 606 Member
    When I had to explain what a "rotary Phone" was to my 15 yr old nephew! :cry:
  • Jennjenn1974
    Jennjenn1974 Posts: 350 Member
    You are in bed at 10pm...on a saturday night . >.<
  • SMarie10
    SMarie10 Posts: 956 Member
    when your high school graduation gift was an electric typewriter, and it was the latest technology at the time.
  • JJtexasgirl
    JJtexasgirl Posts: 106 Member
    16 year old student " There was this old guy in front of me this morning on my way to school"
    Me (the teacher) "How old was he?"
    Student " Really old, like 40 or something"
    Me (at age 44) *sigh*
  • kittyloo123
    kittyloo123 Posts: 300 Member
    when you are still calling dvd's "tapes"
  • Micheller1210
    Micheller1210 Posts: 460 Member
    When geting an incredible back massage is better than sex.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    you find grey hair down there! :sad:
  • Atlantique
    Atlantique Posts: 2,484 Member
    When you're calling anyone under 35 a "kid".
  • Mairgheal
    Mairgheal Posts: 385 Member
    When you need help from your husband to pluck out all the grey (or white, in my case) hairs on your head :sad:
  • Katbaran
    Katbaran Posts: 605 Member
    When you hear your favorite songs from high school in the form of an instumental version, on Musak in an ELEVATOR!! Its just wrong I tell ya!

    When your surgeon looks like he should be delivering the morning paper---I'm going to let HIM operate on me?
  • sarahcowley1
    sarahcowley1 Posts: 85
    when you cant remeber how old you are LOL
  • sister_bear
    sister_bear Posts: 529 Member
    When you need help from your husband to pluck out all the grey (or white, in my case) hairs on your head :sad:

    I have too much to pluck... I'd be bald. LOL
  • jvkh127
    jvkh127 Posts: 261 Member
    When your nephew you raised and changed his diapers turns 21 and you have never missed any of his birthdays and you miss calling him on the 21st!!!! UGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
  • ronniesgirl1982
    ronniesgirl1982 Posts: 103
    When you groan whenever you try to stand up!
  • Bigmomma0u812
    Bigmomma0u812 Posts: 118
    Old and out of shape.....

    Yesterday when I was about to stand up out of my chair my bones cracked and it was pretty loud. My almost 4 year old gave me the most horrible look and said "was that your bones"? She was mortified.
  • av8rblond
    av8rblond Posts: 140
    When you stood in the rain at the phone booth talking to your boyfriend and the operator kept coming on and asking you to insert more money.
    When you had to go to 7-11 to get your porn. (I never did this..fyi..I just HEARD about it..lol)
    You remember taping your favorite song on the radio and always getting the disc jockey's intro...

    The worst is that my favorite outfit from high school is now a Halloween costume...sigh...
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    When crawling into bed at 11:30 on a Saturday night is way past your bed time...want to know how you can tell...you past out on the couch at 10:00
  • 36jessica
    36jessica Posts: 319 Member
    When my students -- average age 24 -- (and my kids for that matter) start a sentence: 'Hey, when you were young....'
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