Spit or Swallow?

mhdashler
mhdashler Posts: 103 Member
edited November 21 in Chit-Chat
So there I was cruising along in my morning run, mouth wide open when suddenly a bug zooms right in. Do I spit or swallow?...or does bug size matter?
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  • Hea1thyGam3r
    Hea1thyGam3r Posts: 1,354 Member
    Protein during the run? Hell yeah!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Original thread idea...
  • Lennonluv2
    Lennonluv2 Posts: 956 Member
    Never waste a chance for some yummy protein, I vote swallow. Swallow regardless of size.
  • Snow__White
    Snow__White Posts: 1,650 Member
    Vomit
  • TMcChamp
    TMcChamp Posts: 165 Member
    edited July 2015
    I don't do raw meat. I'd vomit.
  • Tundeg
    Tundeg Posts: 35 Member
    Depend on the bug
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    Another vote for swallow. Always swallow.
  • Northernlight03
    Northernlight03 Posts: 1,980 Member
    Spit but discreetly and lady like :)
  • Ashley__916
    Ashley__916 Posts: 228 Member
    *i just puked a little in my mouth*

    Although they usually go for my eyes or up my nose when I run...
  • Irishsquid62
    Irishsquid62 Posts: 83 Member
    Swallow and be sure to log it.
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    I think this thread intentionally tries to lead the reader to believe OP is in fact, talking about penis.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member


    *sigh*
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    I think this thread intentionally tries to lead the reader to believe OP is in fact, talking about penis.

    I... don't think one swallows the actual penis...

  • Ashley__916
    Ashley__916 Posts: 228 Member
    Valid argument^
  • jensquish1
    jensquish1 Posts: 499 Member
    Spit as obnoxiously as I possibly can!
  • oh_happy_day
    oh_happy_day Posts: 1,137 Member
    Flail around dramatically, swear a bit and then keep running.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Always swallow, no matter the size. Unless you're in Australia, then you'd probably choke on it. That choking sound is never a good sound.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    Original thread idea...

    Party pooper. Speaking of poop, I know there was a poop thread, and now I can't find it.
  • mhdashler
    mhdashler Posts: 103 Member
    So this has actually happened to me twice now in the last two weeks. Perhaps I need to practice breathing through my nose! The first time it was just a little gnat and after violently spitting for about 30 seconds, was able to get it out, but my run time may have suffered. When it happened to me this week, that sucker hit me in the back of the throat and I couldn't help but swallow. Gnats...taste like chicken! :)
  • blueyellowhorse
    blueyellowhorse Posts: 708 Member
    lmao (:
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    eat it.
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    3AAnn3 wrote: »
    eat it.

    You would cookie monster lover!
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    always trying to up my gains, yo
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    3AAnn3 wrote: »
    always trying to up my gains, yo

    *kitten*, I'll give you gainz for dayz in noticeable wayz!!
  • monstalosta
    monstalosta Posts: 2,248 Member
    edited July 2015

    ;)
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    I'll be the judge of that cookie monster :wink:
  • JONZ64
    JONZ64 Posts: 1,280 Member
    Catch it with my chopsticks like Danielsan!
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Spit, I don't know where that bug has been before my mouth!
  • haleklausen
    haleklausen Posts: 1,857 Member
    First off why the hell would you be running with your mouth wide open?! And yes spit that nasty bug out. No more running with your mouth wide open
  • hornseyme
    hornseyme Posts: 86 Member
    Depends. Will the bug respect me more if I swallow?
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