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Is a Justin Beiber fan!

Collects stray cats to give out to crazy cat ladies

Has been known to spit on parked cars around the neighborhood. He chooses 1 car every week and just covers it with spit. The police can't do anything because it's technically legal.

Banned fro the fruit an vegetable section at several markets fro inappropriate ripeness testing.

Put a beef bouillon cube in my shower head yesterday. I smelled like soup all day!

Likes to tie sausages to dogs tails then enjoys watching them run around in circles.

loosens the tops of salt shakers

Takes a goat's milk bath the third Sunday of every month

Is deathly afraid of goldfish.

Uses a concoction made of dried beetles and leeches to provide her hair with protein.

Wears a Peter Pan costume to bed.

Can't fall asleep without his My Little Pony footie pajamas.

standenvernet wrote: »

each evening, @Michael_Lucas imagines what @finny11122 looks like in his My Little Pony footie pajamas; has difficulty falling directly to sleep, but eventually slumbers quite well

hahaha

still believes in the tooth fairy

Lived in the wilds of Alaska, while sustaining on nothing but tree bark.