Quick!

sandralina
sandralina Posts: 126 Member
edited September 28 in Chit-Chat
Fastest way to send all the junk crammed into my living room (some in boxes, some in storage totes, and some just in a big pile) into outer space so I never have to deal with it again without being berated for not being green AND having time to myself this weekend without going box by box by box AND without losing anything important?

Bonus if you know how to send an annoyingly friendly robotic creditor's phone and/or phone directory to space at same time.

Extra bonus if somehow it involves cookies.

Love,
Me.

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  • gloygirl
    gloygirl Posts: 30 Member
    ...did someone say cookies?
  • sandralina
    sandralina Posts: 126 Member
    ...did someone say cookies?

    Yes. Unless you're going to steal some. Then no.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Hmm... Do you want the source to be powered by diesel fuel or rocket fuel? Or Mentos and Diet Coke?
  • sandralina
    sandralina Posts: 126 Member
    Hmm... Do you want the source to be powered by diesel fuel or rocket fuel? Or Mentos and Diet Coke?

    Don't be silly and ask trick questions. You know the answer: Juicy Fruit.
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
    I like th Mentos and Diet Coke - that would take an epic amount to get something to space. I want to see that.
  • sandralina
    sandralina Posts: 126 Member
    You're all failing me. May have to resort to Google. Or Wikipedia. Between the two I may figure out something.
  • LovelySnugs
    LovelySnugs Posts: 389
    i will bring all the ingredients for a batch of AMAZING cookies. dozens of cookies. HUNDREDS of them.

    then, the process is simple: you bake. i work. six ours later. . .cookies, cleanliness, and YOU don't have to take any crap for the way the work was done because *I* did it for you!

    plus, there's cookies. so everyone wins.

    ETA: i also have a plan for the creditor-bot. but i don't make a habit of revealing incriminating information on the internet. so you'll just have to trust me on that.
  • sandralina
    sandralina Posts: 126 Member
    i will bring all the ingredients for a batch of AMAZING cookies. dozens of cookies. HUNDREDS of them.

    then, the process is simple: you bake. i work. six ours later. . .cookies, cleanliness, and YOU don't have to take any crap for the way the work was done because *I* did it for you!

    plus, there's cookies. so everyone wins.

    ETA: i also have a plan for the creditor-bot. but i don't make a habit of revealing incriminating information on the internet. so you'll just have to trust me on that.

    Love it. We should start a company.
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