Do your farts smell worse than the user's above?

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat

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  • Tailgater75
    Tailgater75 Posts: 330 Member
    When they used to sell Tequiza beer, I could clear a room and peel the paint from the walls! So if I had some of that to drink, YES!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    edited August 2015
    I had cabbage last night...I could gag a maggot right now, so yes
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    Mine smell like marshmallows and cotton candy....so...nope. ;)
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Mine are minty fresh...I use Tic Tacs as suppositories.
  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    No
  • SurelyShannon
    SurelyShannon Posts: 167 Member
    probably. I love cheese and am lactose intolerant. It's a vicious cycle.
  • bryantparson
    bryantparson Posts: 516 Member
    Mine will wake people from a dead sleep. I am noxious.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I once cleared the lane in a JV basketball game with a massive fart...I was playing the 5 position on a 2-3 zone and let one go right before a shooting foul. The whole lane was gagging during the shots. I claimed it. After the first shot the ref said to me "son, you do that again, I'm gonna have to call a technical".

  • imsnowwhite
    imsnowwhite Posts: 894 Member
    I don't fart so ...
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    heyimamermaid wrote: »
    I don't fart so ...

    bovine feces
  • asianfashionista86
    asianfashionista86 Posts: 5,039 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    heyimamermaid wrote: »
    I don't fart so ...

    bovine feces

    Hahhaha :no_mouth:
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    I am gluten intolerant, trust me if I get glutened you do not want to find out...
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    bryantparson wrote: »
    Mine will wake people from a dead sleep. I am noxious.

    Mine will wake people from the dead.
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